“Pro-life,” everyone.

So the rancid garbage heap that is Donald Trump has chosen as his running mate the blazing dumpster fire that is Mike Pence. As if it could be any other way. The Donald desperately needed a bona fide conservative berserker on the ticket to perk up the flaccid conservative base, because his own track record is simply not terrible enough to get them excited.

Much digital ink has been and undoubtedly will be spilled about Pence’s “pro-life” position. He is the real deal, a foaming-at-the-mouth Forced Birther, who enjoys a 100% rating from the National Right to Life [sic] Committee and a 0% rating from NARAL. Like most “pro-life” conservatives, Mike Pence has a bizarre obsession with blastocysts, and with requiring people to provide continuous organ donation for nine months followed by the horrifically violent expulsion of a newly minted human, voluntarily or otherwise. Yet strangely, he has very, very few qualms about the deaths of existing people.

On gun issues alone, a lot of dead bodies can be piled up right at Pence’s feet: he wants a national (cross-state) standard for concealed carry, looser restrictions on interstate gun purchases, and in Congress he voted repeatedly to shield gun manufacturers and dealers from liability lawsuits. Naturally, he’s got an A rating from the fine folks at the NRA.

He’s also a big supporter of the Iraq war.

Pence has been an unwavering champion of the “War on Drugs,” the FAILest policy that ever FAILed, responsible for countless deaths, unfathomable miseries and untold millions of destroyed lives. SCHIP, the nation’s health insurance program for poor children, is also a favorite target: he voted multiple times to deny its expansion. And for what it’s worth, he doesn’t care much for non-human life either, having voted to deauthorize “critical habitat” zones for endangered species.

Now none of that is surprising, because people who understand how words work know that “pro-life” doesn’t mean anything of the sort. But I have to hand it to this asshole. He surprised even me with this shit: denying that cigarettes are dangerous, in exchange for large campaign contributions from Big Tobacco. In an astonishing editorial he wrote while running for congress in The Year of Our Lard 2000, he wrote:

“Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.”

WHAT. I mean, the jury’s been in on that question since at least 1964.

At a later debate, he clarified exactly what he meant by that statement: that “there was no causal link medically identifying smoking as causing lung cancer.”

&^$@^)#!

As governor of Indiana, Pence has created quite the legacy for himself on behalf of his cigarette manufacturer friends.

Indiana’s public health has paid the price. In 2015, Pence signed a law making it easier to create cigar bars in the state. And his administration slashed the already small amount of the tobacco tax and settlement money available for smoking prevention and cessation in 2013, well below the CDC’s recommended levels. According to the Indianapolis Business Journal, “Funding for Indiana Tobacco Prevention and Cessation was down to $8 million per year when Pence took office in January 2013. And within his first week, the Pence administration slashed the agency’s budget to $5 million.”

Indiana now has the highest adult smoking rates of any state in the industrial midwest region and the seventh highest smoking rate in the nation. With among the lowest tobacco taxes of any state, public health experts warn the state is “really in bad shape.” Indeed a 2014 article noted that 17 percent of pregnant women smoke — nearly double the national average — and this has been linked to lower birth weights and higher rates of infant mortality. As a result, it noted, “the state spends $28 million a year on health costs for infants born to mothers who smoke.”

“Pro-life,” everyone.

3 thoughts on ““Pro-life,” everyone.

  1. Thanks for your *most* flattering critique, kind sir, and for forwarding Rod’s message.

    I must say this morning I thoroughly enjoyed Popadon’s words of wisdom. I was recently discussing with a friend whether we would trade our aging bodies for our 25-year-old selves, if we had to give up all of the experiences and wisdom we had gained since that age in order to do so. Tempting as it is in some ways (bye-bye back pain! sayonara cellulite!), I am firmly in the NO camp. I wouldn’t trade who I am now for anything. Would you?

    Cheers! -Iris.

    On Sun, Jul 17, 2016 at 8:10 AM, perry street palace wrote:

    > Iris Vander Pluym posted: “So the rancid garbage heap that is Donald Trump > has chosen as his running mate the blazing dumpster fire that is Mike > Pence. As if it could be any other way. The Donald desperately needed a > bona fide conservative berserker on the ticket to perk up the fla” > Respond to this post by replying above this line > New post on *perry street palace* > “Pro-life,” > everyone. by Iris > Vander Pluym > > So the rancid garbage heap that is Donald Trump has chosen as his running > mate the blazing dumpster fire that is Mike Pence. As if it could be any > other way. The Donald desperately needed a bona fide conservative berserker > on the ticket to perk up the flaccid conservative base, because his own > track record is simply not terrible enough to get them excited. > > Much digital ink has been and undoubtedly will be spilled about Pence’s > “pro-life” position. He is the real deal, a foaming-at-the-mouth Forced > Birther, who enjoys a 100% rating from the National Right to Life [sic] > Committee and a 0% rating from NARAL > . Like most > “pro-life” conservatives, Mike Pence has a bizarre obsession with > blastocysts, and with requiring people to provide continuous organ > donation for nine months > followed by the horrifically violent expulsion of a newly minted human, > voluntarily or otherwise. Yet strangely, he has very, very few qualms > about the deaths of > existing people. > > On gun issues alone, a lot of dead bodies can be piled up right at Pence’s > feet: he wants a national (cross-state) standard for concealed carry, > looser restrictions on interstate gun purchases, and in Congress he voted > repeatedly to shield gun manufacturers and dealers from liability lawsuits. > Naturally, he’s got an A rating from the fine folks at the NRA. > > He’s also a big supporter of the Iraq war > . > > Pence has been an unwavering champion of the “War on Drugs,” the FAILest > policy that ever FAILed, responsible for countless deaths, unfathomable > miseries and untold millions of destroyed lives. SCHIP, the nation’s health > insurance program for poor children, is also a favorite target: he voted > multiple times to deny its expansion. And for what it’s worth, he doesn’t > care much for non-human life either, having voted to deauthorize “critical > habitat” zones for endangered species. > > Now none of that is surprising, because people who understand how words > work know that “pro-life” doesn’t mean anything of the sort. But I have to > hand it to this asshole. He surprised even me with this shit > : > denying that cigarettes are dangerous, in exchange for large campaign > contributions from Big Tobacco. In an astonishing editorial he wrote > > whi

  2. Not simply running mate, but someone teh Dernald intends to run the country while he will be doing… further incoherent raging, i guess. It seems this is the offer he was making while headhunting VP’s.

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