I was just at the fookin’ gym getting my jam on whilst torturing myself on some medieval device apparently known as an “elliptical,” when I caught this on the TeeVee:
IMAGE: split screen of two very serious faces, a man and a woman, on CNN (live), looming above a large caption that reads in bold block letters:
RACE FOR 2016
IS MEDIA GIVING TRUMP A FREE RIDE?
It was on for quite some time—or at least I think so, but I cannot be sure because the laws of relativity cease to function properly at the fookin’ gym: one minute to other observers passes like an excruciatingly long hour to this one. But seriously, people, OMFG IS MEDIA GIVING TRUMP A FREE RIDE???
“After we’re done talking about Trump, let’s talk about talking about Trump.”