My friend Tony over at The Shoops Roost is concerned that the new Palace pool just isn’t big enough to contain all of the gushing streams of hot conservative tears. At first, I considered installing a large waterfall feature to take up the extra volume. But Tony thinks I should just expand it to Olympic size:
Now that I think about it though, I figure it’s time to go big or go home. Behold the 30-acre manmade Burj Khalifa Lake in Dubai:
It contains the world’s largest choreographed fountain system, and can launch 22,000 gallons of water into the air simultaneously. The “extreme jets” can shoot up to 500 ft high.
Surrounded by speakers that play a wide range of musical fare, the Dubai fountain is lit by 6,600 lights and 25 colored projectors. A fire feature was added a few years ago.
It’s obviously a bargain at only $218 million, but before I annoy the neighbors again with the renovations, I have to ask: is it big enough?