Governor Martin O’Malley has just announced an announcement, and also announced a website announcing the announcement:
Join me on May 30th at 10am on Federal Hill in Baltimore for a special announcement. http://omalleyannouncement.com/
Loyal Readers™ will recall that Your Humble Monarch® has been selflessly volunteering her time and talents to help her BFF Martin O’Malley’s pre-presidential pre-campaign (while secretly working on a national write-in campaign for Snowden/Manning 2016 on the FUCK YOU party ticket).
At this time, however, all I am authorized to tell you is this:
SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL, PEOPLE.
Have a nice day.