Loyal Readers™, I am very sorry to have to break this to you, but the cephalopocalypse is finally upon us. Watch a terrifying preview of what is clearly the imminent land invasion by our intellectual and military superior, the octopus:
But Iris, you’re probably thinking, that’s just a fookin’ crab. ?
Don’t you see?! That’s what they want us to think! The truth is, they are just getting warmed up with crabs. Next up: rats, then dogs, then human infants, then farm animals, then…well, I think you get the picture. Eventually we all go the way of that crab—overwhelmed by powerful tentacles, and unceremoniously dragged down into a watery grave.
PZ Myers, Cephalopod Overlord. Obviously.
We will NOT be serving calamari.