20% discount at sneak preview before art auction!

Loyal Readers™ may recall my recent post entitled If this is not sacrificing your daughter on “the alter of men,” then nothing is, in which I thoroughly lambasted a shitweasel of the Christian clergy persuasion for extolling the reasons why he would absolutely not be sending his now five-year-old daughter to college. (TL;DR version: ain’t godly for wimmenz to ever be anything but obedient wives and stay-at-home mothers. What a truly unique perspective.) Anyway Secular Woman wanted to cross-post it. Awesome! Only trouble is, they like to have graphics accompanying their articles, and I had none—at least none that hit the right note when the topic is religious gender-based oppression.

All I can say is that it sure is a good thing I am a world-renowned artistic genius, because of course I totally came through:

girlcross“Girl on Cross”
Iris Vander Pluym (2014)
Oil on canvas. 100 ft. x 50 ft.

As they typically do with most of my large-scale work, Sotheby’s has priced it at $10,000,000.00 (minimum bid). But! Until it actually goes on the auction block—the transit logistics are still up in the air, something to do with helicopters and cranes and shutting down vast swaths of midtown in order to move the piece from Perry Street to 72nd and York Avenue—I am pleased to offer it to my readers for the low, low price of only $8 million!

(Shipping not included.)


 Photo credit: background altar image by DAVID ILIFF, under license CC-BY-SA 3.0.

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