I am such a meanie.

SCENE: afternoon, a bar in the West Village.

IRIS eats mac&cheese, drinks rosé and reads Important Stuff on her iphone.

WOMAN places shopping bag on adjacent bar stool and says something unintelligible.

IRIS: I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you?

WOMAN: I said, you’re a young woman with an old soul. I do readings. I’m a shaman.

IRIS: No you’re not.

WOMAN: Yes I am! And your aura is just blazing, especially above your crown…

IRIS: No it’s not.

WOMAN: Yes it is! I can see it and it’s-

IRIS: No you can’t. Because there’s no such thing.

WOMAN: [grabs shopping bag.] Well if YOU say so! [storms out.]

IRIS: [checks for wallet, sips rosé.] Yep.

aaaaaand SCENE.

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