Welcome to the Abattior, Ohio State Rep. John Becker.

[CONTENT NOTE: extreme hostility to consent, bodily autonomy and agency.]

Ohio State Representative John Becker (R-eptilian) has introduced House Bill 351, legislation that would make it illegal in Ohio for private insurance to cover abortions, even in cases of rape, incest and when pregnancy threatens a mother’s life.

Becker said “the right to life” of the fertilized egg or fetus “trumps those other issues” and that rapists should be executed, not the human products of rape.

For public employees and Medicaid patients, HB 351 would also ban coverage of various forms of birth control that John Becker does not personally like. Quoth he: “This is just a personal view. I’m not a medical doctor.”

Wow. It must be so great for the state of Ohio to have no serious problems that require John Becker’s attention, and instead legislators have free time to play pretend doctor (and god) with Ohioan’s bodies and lives.

The Palace is pleased to announce the newest addition to our revolutionary, life-saving Involuntary Organ Donor Program: John Becker. If you’re looking to harvest a healthy kidney or perhaps a (very white!) skin graft, you can find him in the Abattoir. All extraction and transplant costs are covered at 100%, by John Becker.

ohiorepjohnbeckerJohn Becker
Ohio State Rep. and current Abattoir resident.

[h/t Miri]

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