[NOTE: sexual content; wanton blasphemy.]
Loyal Readers™ will no doubt recall the Palace’s ongoing mission to extract $82 billion in benefits from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of U.S. taxpayers, on account of our $82 billion yearly taxpayer subsidies to same. One of the ways we accomplish this is amusing ourselves by regularly mocking a particular church sign in the small town where my mother lives.
This one’s fresh off the godbot brain:
Hmm. Well sometimes others have claimed to see god when I fuck them. Does that count? Hell, even I am not immune from that delusion myself! But I’m going to have to say no, on account of there being no actual gods to, you know, see. So that’s my final answer.
Wait, was this a trick question?