The Atheist Camel notes:
Well, it’s that time of year again when the mythical man-god of the Christians who committed suicide by cop to save the world from his own retribution, is credited with rising from his tomb, seeing his shadow and thus condemning the planet to a few millennia of superstition, lies, rejection of science, and assorted mystical stupidity.
We plan to celebrate in the traditional way, by drinking Bloody Marys and eating chocolate Jeezus lollipops.
Chocolate Jeezus Lollipop.
Remember to observe the proper etiquette, people, so as not to offend: photos of cheap plastic Jesus submerged in pee = very bad! Eating chocolate Jeezus lollipops and letting human digestion take its natural course = totally fine.