Gay Arab porn: will Turkish do?

[CONTENT NOTE:  This post contains a discussion of gay pornography. If you are under 18 or you find this subject matter offensive or problematic, please go elsewhere.]

The WordPress gods have helpfully informed me that a search term that brought people to the Palace gates this week was this: “gay arab porn.”

As our Many Tens of Loyal Readers™ well know, gay porn is not our area of expertise (that would be mocking conservatives). Nevertheless, the Palace does employ an Official Gay Porn Consultant™ for just such occasions, who was happy to enlighten us about this particular genre of adult film, one that had heretofore remained rather obscure to us.

First, he noted (apparently with no intended pun) that gay Arab porn is a “big thing these days,” and is believed to have started in Turkey. The fact that Arabs are actually a tiny ethnic minority in Turkey seemed somehow less relevant to the inquiry than the fact that the country is overwhelmingly Muslim (99.8%), and yet fairly progressive with respect to LGBT rights. When I further inquired as to whether there were any hawt Turks on his NSA-like gay porn surveillance radar, the Official Gay Porn Consultant™ informed me that they are all hawt. Yes that’s right, people, you heard it here first: it seems you really cannot go wrong with Turkish gay porn. “Very manly,” he continued, “and lotsa eyelashes.”

WHAT.

I thanked him profusely for all of these important and valuable insights, and promised to brief my readers right away. “Always queer to help,” he quipped.

THE PALACE HAS THE BEST OFFICIAL GAY PORN CONSULTANT™ EVAR.

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