You cannot make this shit up.
A church intentionally designed to curve around an oak tree in order to protect it has unintentionally taken on a rather phallic appearance when viewed from above.
The Church recently moved into their new premises, but failed to notice the phallic design until one resident looked at the building from an aerial position using Google Earth and posted a screen grab online.
After the image went viral, the church promised to install a “giant fig leaf” to cover it up.
Nooooo! What is wrong with a giant penis? Nothing, that’s what. Besides, Jeezus HATES figs.
The church’s motto, by the way, is “Rising Up.” Google Maps should update their satellite imagery and map orientation accordingly.