In this order, these are this week’s top search terms that led people to the Palace:
how to rape women, cake man raven red velvet recipe, http://www.usarmy.mil.pentagonlink.us president., small penis humiliation
I can say with some degree of confidence that ‘net surfers looking for Cakeman Raven’s red velvet cake recipe are likely to be quite satisfied with the fare on offer in the Palace Kitchen. But for those seeking practical advice on “how to rape women,” I would suggest you directly contact conservative state legislators and governors. As far as I can tell, they are the primary shitweasels openly claiming pertinent expertise in this matter.
We admit we know absolutely nothing about “small penis humiliation.” But if that’s your (consensual) kink, the official Palace position is:
LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY.
I have not yet checked the link at http://www.usarmy.mil.pentagonlink.us president. But! By employing my brilliant detective skills, I have keenly observed that there appears to be a missing backslash between .us and president. And further, by employing my world-renowned deductive reasoning skills, it’s become pretty clear what has happened here: obviously the NSA contractors charged with monitoring my nonviolent leftist arse made a typo whilst attempting to alert the President Obama to my blog. For said contractors, I have only one question:
DO THESE PANTS MAKE MY BOMB LOOK BIG?