Ask Iris: is there any gay porn with decent dialogue?

[CONTENT NOTE:  NSFW.  This post contains images and discussion in connection with gay pornography, as well as links to sexually explicit material on other websites.  If you are under 18 or you find this subject matter offensive, please go away.  Like, right now.]

WordPress recently informed me that a search term that brought people through the Palace gates was this one:

is there any gay porn with decent dialogue?

Try as I might, I cannot for the life of me figure out how this blog turned up in that search. Unfortunately for our new readers, gay porn is not our area of expertise (that would be mocking conservatives).  But as our Many Tens of Loyal Readers™ well know, the Palace has many resources at its disposal, among them an Official Gay Porn Consultant™.  He was happy to recommend the following titles for the Palace’s new discerning gay-porn-with-decent-dialog aficionados:

Score. (Catalina Video)

ScoreThe title refers to a musical score (sure it does…) as the story revolves around a big budget film production.  Score features plenty of dramatic plot twists (including a murder) and finishes with a romantic ending.  You can view a hardcore trailer here.  A blow-by-blow (yes, literally) description is here.

One reviewer noted:

“Score” is an exceptional video with an outstanding cast. The video is well worth checking out, especially for the adorable Harley, notably in his pairing with Branch, the horny Rambo, and the always-enjoyable Harper. When was the last time you can remember seeing a porn video that held your attention — I mean, really held your attention — all the way to the end? If you like your videos to have more than just hot guys getting off, if you like a plot too, then go “Score.”

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. (Titan Media)

DADTWinner of the 2001 GayVN Awards for
Best Oral Scene (Tuck Johnson & Thom Barron).

Winner of the Seventh Annual Hard Choice Award for Best Screenplay (Tony Alizzi).

The plot revolves around a military court martial and features a closeted Colonel loosely based on Jack Nicholson’s character from A Few Good MenAn explicit review is here.

Unfortunately (or maybe not) I can only find it for sale as part of a “Manplay Double Pack” bundled with At Large. 

You’re welcome, new discerning gay-porn-with-decent-dialog aficionados!

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