Coming soon to a vagina near you!

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome all nineteen new House Republican committee chairs!  Yes, after much conscientious consideration about the need to appeal to women and minorities, the Republican Party has spoken!  These are the singularly qualified humans in charge of the People’s House:

Notice anything…odd?  Anything odd at all?  I mean besides the fact that Paul Ryan has a face only his own mother would not want to smack.  Actually, I would not presume to speak for her.  If she’s counting on Social Security and Medicare, she may well want to violently assault him, too.

Anything…?

If you guessed “bad haircuts,” you are 100% correct!

Here, have a cookie.

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About Iris Vander Pluym

Iris Vander Pluym is an artist and activist in NYC (West Village), and an unapologetic, godless, feminist lefty. Raised to believe Nice Girls™ do not discuss politics, sex or religion, it turns out those are pretty much the only topics she ever wants to talk about.

One thought on “Coming soon to a vagina near you!

  1. Iris, you are great, even extending to providing cookies that cannot make one fat! Best, S. PS: The outgoing Chair of the House Science Comm. is a creationist and I think that the incoming one is too. Rep. Paul Broun of that committee puts it very well:

    “All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell… And it’s lies to try to keep me and all…”

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