Okay, so I never go to sporting events. I don’t watch sports on TV (unless I’m at a bar with gay friends…who aren’t paying the least bit of attention to the score BTW). I don’t follow anything about sports, in the news or online. I am only vaguely aware of the Olympics.
And yet here I find myself at Yankee Stadium, on a spectacular evening, with three really good friends, seated near something called “first base.”
And here I always thought that was just a sexual term. Huh.
Anyway, I am having a ball. Also: Derek Jeter is hawt.
Hey! Technically, I am live blogging this game! Like a real pro blogger and stuff! Except I don’t know the score.
Did I mention Derek Jeter is hawt?
UPDATE: I just learned that Derek Jeter makes SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.
He is not THAT hawt. NO ONE is that hawt. (Except for my Amazing Lover(TM) Obviously.)