WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Yankees v. Orioles. Yeah.

UPDATED below
Okay, so I never go to sporting events. I don’t watch sports on TV (unless I’m at a bar with gay friends…who aren’t paying the least bit of attention to the score BTW). I don’t follow anything about sports, in the news or online. I am only vaguely aware of the Olympics.

And yet here I find myself at Yankee Stadium, on a spectacular evening, with three really good friends, seated near something called “first base.”

And here I always thought that was just a sexual term. Huh.

Anyway, I am having a ball. Also: Derek Jeter is hawt.

Hey! Technically, I am live blogging this game! Like a real pro blogger and stuff! Except I don’t know the score.

Did I mention Derek Jeter is hawt?

UPDATE: I just learned that Derek Jeter makes SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

He is not THAT hawt. NO ONE is that hawt. (Except for my Amazing Lover(TM) Obviously.)

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About Iris Vander Pluym

Iris Vander Pluym is an artist and activist in NYC (West Village), and an unapologetic, godless, feminist lefty. Raised to believe Nice Girls™ do not discuss politics, sex or religion, it turns out those are pretty much the only topics she ever wants to talk about.

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