Yesterday my neighborhood was locked down for blocks. Our Nobel Peace Prize winning president Barack Obama and his lovely wife Michelle were attending a fundraiser-slash-dinner party at the nearby home of Sarah Jessica Parker and her lovely husband Matthew Broderick. The Palace received no less than six invitations to this event, all of which we immediately deleted (and subsequently just found and counted in our iCloud Trash).
No disrespect to Ms. Parker, but the Palace cannot afford even the appearance of supporting a warmongering conservative for any public office, least of all the presidency.
The “lesser of two evils” is still evil.
* This same store also sells reusable canvas shopping bags imprinted with “Plastic Bags are Assholes.” We wholeheartedly approve.