One of the Palace’s many tens of loyal readers has sent the Palace an urgent missive concerning the Vatican’s latest Inquisition, this one recently unleashed on American nuns on account of their “serious theological errors.”
Oh, the humanity!!! The horrors!!! “…nuns making serious theological errors”…This is an impertinence up with which the keepers of sanity at the Palace must not put. I shall eagerly check the site for guidance I expect will be offered these beleaguered ladies by the most reliable voices of reason on whom we all do or should depend.
My dearest, beloved loyal reader and/or all American nuns:
ALL THEOLOGY IS SERIOUS ERROR.
There. I can haz ice creem nao plz?