Major Award: Protector of Men’s Health of the Day.

Perry Street Palace Major Award winner Ohio state senator Nina Turner, (D-Cleveland)

Via Progress Ohio:

Senator Turner Introduces Legislation to Protect Men’s Health
Bill modeled after similar legislation to help women make informed decisions

(Columbus) -State Senator Nina Turner (D-Cleveland) announced legislation today that would protect men in Ohio from the risks of PDE-5 inhibitors, drugs commonly used to treat symptoms of impotence. Turner’s legislation would include provisions to document that the symptoms are not psychological in nature, and would guide men to make the right decision for their bodies. Physicians would be required to obtain a second opinion from a psychological professional to verify that a patient has a true medical malady before the medication could be prescribed.

“The men in our lives, including members of the General Assembly, generously devote time to fundamental female reproductive issues–the least we can do is return the favor,” Senator Turner said. “It is crucial that we take the appropriate steps to shelter vulnerable men from the potential side effects of these drugs.”

The legislation follows the FDA’s recommendation that the evaluation of erectile dysfunction should include a determination of potential underlying causes and the identification of appropriate treatment following a complete medical assessment. Similar bills to more closely regulate reproductive health issues have been introduced in the state legislatures of Virginia, Oklahoma, Idaho, and most recently Pennsylvania.

“When a man makes a crucial decision about his health and his body, he should be fully aware of the alternative options and the lifetime repercussions of that decision,” Senator Turner said today. Men will be more easily guided through the process of obtaining treatment for impotence so they can better understand and more effectively address their condition.

PDE-5 inhibitors can carry serious side effects such as priapism, hearing loss, and vision loss, and can be detrimental to men with heart problems, including heart pain, abnormal heart rhythms, high or low blood pressure, or a history of stroke.

“By implementing more intensive screenings before prescribing the medication and requiring outpatient educational services, we can do more to prevent the potential side effects linked to PDE-5 inhibitors,” Senator Turner explained. “We must advocate for the traditional family, protect the sanctity of procreation, and ensure that all men using PDE-5 inhibitors are healthy, stable, and educated about their options–including celibacy as a viable life choice. This legislation will do just that.”

Senator Turner apparently forgot to refer to sex as a “leisure activity,” and for some inexplicable reason she did not mention “personal accountability,” “being responsible” or “understanding the consequences of one’s own actions.”

Nevertheless, Perry Street Palace is pleased to present its highly coveted Major Award for Protector of Men’s Health of the Day to Ohio state senator Nina Turner.  Congratulations, Senator!  As you probably know, Senator, we are not easily impressed (liberal elite snobs, etc. etc.), but your proposed legislation is very, very impressive.

* I trust that I do not need to explain here that I am very much in favor of protecting men’s health.  Despite my general dismay at humanity as a whole, there are some humans that I love to the very core of my brainstem — and some of them are men!  But for the more…shall we say, “literal-minded” who may be reading this (and who curiously enough tend to display a strange affinity for Caps Lock):


But don’t push me.

2 thoughts on “Major Award: Protector of Men’s Health of the Day.

  1. Hats off to Senator Turner to make an effort to give men equal protection under the law. At the end of the day, it’s about all of us being equal.

    I hope a future step is to refer to the act of persons abusing young boys by what it really is, RAPE! Again, “equal under the law”

    Maybe then, Assholes – excuse me, Archbishops like NY’s Dolan will accept the fact that some of his employees rape young boys. Possibly when he has to address issues like rape, he might be humbled and back off his high horse when ramming his attitudes on contraception and abortion down the throats of the 75% of the population that are not Catholics.

  2. Nina Turner fucking rocks! Saw her during the SB5/Question 2 protests and subsequent overturning. She was on the Ed Schultz show last night talking about the legislation. It was AWESOME!:

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