Mocking the mockworthy. (NSFW)

by Iris.

[CONTENT WARNING:  SEXUALLY GRAPHIC IMAGERY.]

Please enjoy this image of Rick Santorum composed entirely of gay porn:

CLICK TO ENGORGE.

[via happyplace.com]

Personally I would have liked to see some vaginas incorporated into the picture, because Rick Santorum hates vaginas at least as much as he hates gay people.  Which brings me to:

“I see the problem.  You have Republicans in your vagina.”

[h/t loyal reader Burkoff]

Last time I checked, there were quite a few Democrats in there too.

So I scheduled an exam and had my (awesome) gynecologist take a look.  I asked her to take a picture for me, and she obliged using my trusty iphone.  Now I can keep the picture handy to show to conservatives, who are so deeply concerned about my vagina — rightfully so, of course! — that they are obsessed with legislating what goes into or comes out of it.  I suggest all you ladyreaders do the same at your next checkup, because come 2013 we will all be required by law to email our vagina pictures to President Santorum.  Mine is below.

Iris’s vagina.

Unfortunately, the picture turned out a little blurry.  Next year I’ll definitely bring a better camera, at least a ten megapixel with a flash, because I really need to have the highest possible resolution picture of the inside of my vagina to show to concerned conservatives.  You know, so they can more closely monitor it.

I think maybe if you squint just right, you can just make out my gynecologist’s laughing face reflected on my shiny, perfectly healthy cervix.

2 thoughts on “Mocking the mockworthy. (NSFW)

  1. Wow, Iris, you outdone yourself! But so totally you, completely selfless, willing to do anything for the cause – sharing your vagina with your readers just to make a point!

    Nice Vagina BTW!

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