And now for a little light entertainment.

Because RAGE.*

Senior in the Sex Shop

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.

Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?”

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, “Yes we do have dildos.  Actually we carry many different models.”

The old woman then asks: “Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?”

The clerk responds, “Yes we do..”

“Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn iittt offfff?”

* * * * *

Guess what she named the puppy?

Dick.

Hahaha.

[h/t topcoat]

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*RAGE that in the United States in 2012, powerful men are actually attempting to restrict women’s access to birth control.  If anyone has a better explanation than “Conservatives hate women and get off on controlling our vaginas, up to and including forcing us to bear children against our will,” I’d really love to hear it.

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