Promising new research hints at possible treatment for Conservative Personality Disorder.

I read with great interest a recent piece in the New York Times entitled How Meditation May Change the Brain.  The article reports on a study published in the Jan. 30 issue of Psychiatry Research: Neuroimaging, in which the researchers documented brain density changes in subjects who meditated about 30 minutes a day for eight weeks.  As revealed by M.R.I. brain scans, the meditators in the study showed increases in gray-matter density in parts of the brain associated with memory, sense of self, and empathy, and a decrease in gray matter density in the amygdala, a region of the brain implicated in anxiety and stress.  The non-meditating control group showed no such changes.

2008 study also found in meditators stronger activation than in non-meditators in the part of the brain linked to empathy.

I find this absolutely fascinating.  Whether by sheer coincidence or deliberate intent, these researchers appear to have confirmed that meditation has a significant, positive impact on exactly those areas of the brain implicated in Conservative Personality Disorder.

For the uninitiated, Conservative Personality Disorder, or “CPD,” is my diagnosis for individuals exhibiting the specific array of distinct, pathological, and destructive behaviors typically exhibited by right-wing conservatives.*  A particular individual afflicted with CPD may display all or only some of these behaviors, but in general, the more numerous the symptoms and the more extreme their manifestations, the more destructive the disorder is to the CPD sufferer, and, unfortunately, to anyone within his or her sphere of influence.  There is no known cure for CPD, which is presently at epidemic levels in the United States and shows no signs of abating.  The sheer scale of the tragedy that is CPD – the cost in countless lives, relationships, communities, entire nations, and vast swaths of the planet – is truly staggering.  The wide-ranging devastation is especially troubling in light of the fact that the disease vector, although presently of unknown cause(s), appears to run in families.  This is why the staff here at the Palace is dedicated to exploring any and all promising new avenues of research into the prevention and treatment of Conservative Personality Disorder, and hopefully someday, finding a cure.

I will get back to how the aforementioned meditation research relates to CPD, but allow me to first review the current diagnostic framework for CPD.  Broadly speaking, the main categories listed below are representative of key types of behavior; the specific examples that follow the broader category are meant to provide illustrative examples of the broader types of behavior which have actually been observed, and therefore the lists are by no means exhaustive.  Due to the all-pervading nature of cognitive dysfunction, there is necessarily some degree of overlap between these broader categories such that specific, real-world behaviors can be correctly classified under two (or more) categories.  In light of this, the categories themselves should be considered as representative of clusters of symptoms, and not discrete delineations that are set in stone.  Indeed, the author very much welcomes suggestions regarding further refinement.

As presently contemplated, the symptoms of Conservative Personality Disorder include, but are not limited to:

-superficiality: fixation on appearance as an indicator of identity and character in self and others, particularly with respect to tribal markers (e.g., flag pins); pretentiousness; highly conformist in self presentation (e.g. dress, grooming, decor) and perennially critical of others whose presentation lies outside one’s arbitrary norms; ostentatious displays of material wealth, or, alternatively, self-aggrandizing displays of “holier-than-thou” behavior; braggart; grandiose; name-dropper;

-hierarchical worldview: opposed to equality in principle; pronounced preference for institutions with rigidly maintained lines of status or authority; insistence on win-lose outcomes regardless of obviously superior benefits to alternative win-win scenarios; rigid belief that one person must be “in charge,” and rejects team-oriented approaches to decision making and power-sharing (e.g., proponent of unchecked Executive power, male place as unchallengeable head of household, etc.); rationalizes and justifies social Darwinism, typically along racial, ethnic and/or gendered lines; projection of one’s own “dog-eat-dog world” mentality onto all others; displays anxiousness over status or ranking of self in social or professional hierarchies, especially when ambiguous or unclear;

-willful ignorance: incurious; refusal to consider or integrate new knowledge, information or facts which contradict existing, self-serving opinions; dogmatic;

-irrationality: hyper-religiousness pervading all social interactions; global warming denialism; unwavering belief in young earth creationism, prayer power or other supernatural interventions; anti-intellectualism; illogical; superstitious;

-emotionality: temperamental; histrionic; tense, anxious and uptight presentation as if straining to effect an even tone and calm demeanor, with seething rage or roiling emotionality evident just below the surface; easily triggered outbursts; others frequently report need to “walk on eggshells” around subject; frequent vacillation between extremes of emotion, or between state of extreme emotion and strained effort to tightly control it; contemptuous of emotional displays of others;

-authoritarianism: bullying; controlling and manipulative behavior; extreme deference to the dictates of those authorities perceived to be legitimate, and an eagerness to act with unrestrained aggressiveness on their behalf (see: Altemeyer, R., 2006); punishment oriented; domineering; tyrannical;

-tribalism: obsession with strict in-group/out-group delineation, typically with respect to race, class, ethnicity, sex, religion, cultural practices, immigration status, gender, and/or sexual orientation; avoids, marginalizes and demonizes out-groups; fixation on “purity,” usually in connection with race or sexual behavior; believes out-groups are inherently, profoundly, and fundamentally different from and inferior to in-group members, and denies or rejects obvious commonalities; blindly nationalistic, (“My country, right or wrong!”); believes in-group members have a moral obligation to recruit or “out-reproduce” other tribes;

-sense of entitlement: believes that he or she is inherently deserving of others’ time and energy, special favors, or preferential treatment; ungrateful; hyper-defensive of unearned privilege; arrogant; narcissistic;

-misogyny: proponent of “traditional family values”; anti-choice and anti-contraception; restrictive with respect to controlling female sexual behavior; anti-feminist; proponent of strictly binary gender roles and stereotypes with power and authority vested only in males; homophobic; uninformed views on sexuality; patronizing and unjust treatment of women (if male) or justifies same (if female); patriarchal;

-seeks constant reinforcement of unexamined privilege or bias: consistent Fox News viewer; daily conservative talk radio listener; regular reader of only bias-reinforcing web sites, blogs, and printed media; steadfastly avoids contradictory facts, opinions or information; seeks out relationships only with those who share identical privilege or bias;

-boundary violations: outright rejection of others’ rights to privacy and personal autonomy; keenly interested in personal aspects of others’ lives, especially sexual behavior; gossipy; provocative in inappropriate settings; rejects repeated requests to cease boundary violating behavior, and often minimizes or even escalates behavior in response;

-self-righteousness: judgmental; hypercritical, scornful and disdainful of  out-group “others”; delusions of persecution and martyrdom; inability to sincerely apologize for personal wrongdoing; pompousness; hair-trigger sensitivity to “slights” wrongly perceived as direct personal insults (e.g., being wished Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas);

-sadism: pronounced empathy deficit; taking pleasure in others’ pain or misfortune; pettiness and viciousness; willingness to block the provision of benefits to oneself in order to deny benefits to despised “others”; vindictiveness;  rationalizes non-defensive violence as morally justified;

-amorality: justifies actions based on expedience or arbitrary rules; markedly unconcerned with the welfare or suffering of others, especially out-groups; understands “right” and “wrong” as dictates and rules handed down from authorities perceived as higher than self; legalistic; insistence on strict adherence to arbitrary rules with no consideration given to resulting absurd outcomes or destructive consequences; ruthless; exploitative; Machiavellian;

-rigidity: highly resistant to any change in routine or habits no matter how minor or ultimately beneficial; refusal to change opinion in light of compelling contradictory facts; insistence that others perform even inconsequential tasks in a “my-way-or-the-highway” manner, regardless of the pointlessness of the activity or obvious and more practical alternatives; stubborn; actively avoids exposure to diversity, such as people from different cultural backgrounds, foreign travel, or trying new foods; repeats destructive behavior and justifies doing so “on principle”;

-poor facility with native language: writing characterized by bad grammar, rampant misspellings, logical inconsistencies, excessive or unusual capitalization and punctuation; selectively biased reading comprehension; repetitiveness in speech;

-avarice: ungenerous, except as a means of ingratiating oneself with others perceived as higher status, and/or increasing one’s in-group power or standing; obsession with not paying taxes while partaking voraciously in government services; believes others are constantly out to cheat him or her, and construes others’ innocent math errors or counting mistakes as deliberate attempts to cheat or steal; cheap and stingy with others, or with self and others (e.g., unnecessary asceticism while hoarding money or material goods, allegedly as a bulwark against highly unlikely future calamities); miserly; preoccupied with financial schemes; bad tipper;

-limited dimensionality of thought: poor critical thinking ability; anxious and unnerved by cognitive ambiguity, and highly motivated to eliminate it by reducing complex real-world phenomena to discrete dualities; literalist, e.g., difficulty grasping metaphor, satire, nuance, irony, or sarcasm; binary thinking (“all-or-nothing,” “either/or” “black & white” “us vs. them”); simplistic; impaired ability to separate correlation from causation;

-stunted self-awareness: inability to recognize blatant hypocrisy in self or respected authorities; oblivious to self-projection of eminently apparent personal qualities onto others (e.g., believing without cause that others are acting purely out of selfishness, malice, greed, or spite – as they themselves do); insistence that self-created problems are entirely the fault of others or of circumstances beyond one’s control; hyper-defensive in response to well-intentioned constructive criticism; minimization and rationalization of one’s harmful behavior toward others; aggressively defensive of one’s own culture, subculture, family structure, or way of life as objectively superior to all others despite (a) limited exposure to meaningfully diverse alternatives, (b) plainly evident personal anger, poor relationships, bitterness, and persistent unhappiness that no reasonable person would wish to emulate, (c) refusal to acknowledge other practices and points of view as valid, positive, or potentially beneficial, and (d) nevertheless attempting to compel all others to emulate one’s “superior” culture, subculture, family structure or way of life through legislative action, ballot initiatives, and/or social opprobrium;

-compulsive political behavior in the service of extreme right-wing views: easily manipulated by unscrupulous politicians and interest groups into voting for preferred candidates by stoking feelings of persecution, righteousness, or revulsion at out-group “others”; virtually always participates in elections at every opportunity, including primaries and highly localized races (e.g., school boards).

* * * * *

One critical caveat must be stressed: all of us exhibit some of these behaviors from time to time.  None of us are immune.  We are all “conservative,” for example in the sense that we do not welcome changing routine aspects of our lives willy-nilly.  Further, at times of endemic fear, environmental stress or extreme personal difficulty, we all become less empathetic and more simplistic in our thinking, as a way to cope with the overwhelming complexity of the difficult circumstances in which we find ourselves.  And of course it’s entirely human to bristle at criticism (whether legitimate or not), accusations of wrongdoing (however minor), or insinuations that we have been entirely wrong about our long-held beliefs.  Indeed, many of the behaviors under discussion here are entirely appropriate and quite healthy in certain contexts.  This is why occasionally evidencing such behavior is not remotely enough for a diagnosis of Conservative Personality Disorder.  And it’s not just a difference in degree, but a difference in kind.  Two major factors determining whether a particular individual meets the diagnostic criteria are (1) the persistence of such behaviors over many years, and (2) pervasiveness across all aspects of the personality.  But the most important threshold to be met, in my view, is (3) the marked and consistently negative impact of symptomatic behaviors on the wellbeing of the self and others.  These behaviors must be not only persistent and pervasive, but also destructive, counterproductive, and dysfunctional in the personal, interpersonal, and societal dimensions.

Which brings me back to this meditation stuff.  Let’s look again at aspects of personality correlated with the areas of the brain where the researchers found specific physical changes:

Learning and memory.  It’s axiomatic by now that when empowered, right-wing conservatives have a tendency to “forget” all of the values they claim to hold near and dear, like fiscal restraint, reverence for the Constitution, States Rights, opposition to divorce, or an aversion to so-called judicial activism, to name just a few off the top of my head.  Right-wing conservatives also have an annoying tendency to mis-remember not only the content of well-known historical documents that most people remember quite clearly from grade school, but basic American history itself.  Meditation could potentially help with these seemingly intractable memory and learning problems, perhaps someday resulting in an approximation of consistency between conservative arguments and conservative practices. Of course it is also possible that the divergence between one’s professed values and one’s actual behavior is entirely deliberate. If so, the practice of meditation might be steadfastly avoided by conservatives, because an enhanced memory and learning ability would not be in the conservative’s best interests: others might then be able to easily deconstruct and demolish conservative arguments simply by employing things like “historical facts.” More research is clearly needed, especially with regard to whether all of this ubiquitous conservative hypocrisy is actually deliberate, and if so, whether conservatives would ever desire the learning and memory benefits of meditation.

Emotion regulation.  Watch any discussion wherein a right-wing conservative’s “facts” are directly challenged, and observe the steam coming out of their ears as they loudly interject to shout down their opponents, and thereby “win” the debate.  These tiresome, but all too typical, red-faced, spittle-flecked exchanges bring to mind toddler temper tantrums.  The calming benefits of meditation are well known, so it is at least theoretically possible that someday the right-wing conservative’s temper could be kept under better control than a spoiled three-year-old’s. We might also envision a day whereby as a result of meditation, we will see far less of all that embarrassing and humiliating public bawling for which CPD sufferers are notorious.

Self-referential processing.  This implicates several key characteristics of Conservative Personality Disorder: sense of entitlement, superficiality, self-righteousness, and stunted self-awareness, among others.  Of course we are all hypocrites from time to time, consciously or not, and in ways large and small, but the CPD sufferer takes personal hypocrisy to astonishing levels, all the while remaining entirely oblivious to, or outright dismissive of, the striking contradictions he or she regularly exhibits to the world.  Again, such behavior may be deliberate (although to what end, I can only guess).  In any case, further research is clearly needed into the means by which meditation may diminish some of the right-wing conservsative’s entirely unwarranted high self-regard.

Empathy.  Empathy is where the right-wing rubber hits the retrograde road.  Merriam-Webster’s Medical Dictionary (2007) defines empathy as:

the action of understanding, being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another of either the past or present without having the feelings, thoughts, and experience fully communicated in an objectively explicit manner.

Right-wing conservatives are not sensitive to, much less understanding of, the feelings and experiences of others.  Indeed, it is difficult to see how a coherent right-wing conservative political philosophy can be distilled down to anything other than:  “I’ve got mine, fuck you.  And especially, fuck them.” Their minds are so busy distinguishing and demonizing all of those out-groups, they simply cannot grasp the obvious and fundamental similarities with themselves. Whether such commonalities are an essential component of all humanity (such as a desire for one’s offspring to prosper in peace) or arbitrary cultural traditions (such as the subjugation of women implicit in all three Abrahamic faiths), the very idea that one has anything whatsoever in common with “those people” is anathema.  Right-wing empathy deficit is what makes possible the vast majority of human suffering and misery we see today as a direct result of aggressive wars, unrestrained capitalism, intractable poverty, environmental degradation, absurd incarceration rates, underfunded health care, a violent and debased culture, a corrupt and self-dealing political establishment, and a host of other ills on an epic, worldwide scale.  But precisely because these evils are so pervasive, devastating, and wide-ranging, if meditation could be shown to stimulate conservative empathy even to a modest degree, the amount of human suffering alleviated would be astronomical.  This fact alone warrants immediate investigation into meditation’s effects on the profound empathy deficit characteristic of Conservative Personality Disorder.

Perspective taking. Closely related to empathy although somewhat narrower in scope, the ability to examine an issue from another point of view is critical to developing and implementing effective, practical solutions to societal problems, large or small.  The right-wing tendency to think there are two sides (and only two sides) to every issue, i.e., “My side, and the wrong side,” precludes any possibility of constructive collaboration, and any hope of finding novel, workable solutions to the problems that plague us.  Meditation may indeed unlock this ability; without further research it is impossible to say whether and to what degree it may have a positive effect.

Anxiety and stress.  In 2003, Jost et al (pdf) documented significantly higher levels of fear in conservatives generally, but the study did not differentiate sufficiently between extreme right-wing conservatism (Sarah Palin) and a more garden-variety conservatism which, not so long ago, would have been considered typical of Republicans (Barak Obama).  Fear of change – from minor changes like increased auto emission restrictions to serious threats to the established social order like feminism – results in the same visceral and well-documented (pdf) overreactions from conservatives.  The problematic aspects of this are numerous:  for one thing, change is inevitable, and preparing for and responding to it appropriately is absolutely necessary for positive outcomes. For another, the status quo is not remotely fair or just, and efforts to change it (instead of rationalize its existence) are required if we are to have any hope of reducing or eradicating the systemic social problems that do, or will, affect nearly everyone.  To the extent that meditation can lessen this constant state of twitching fear, the right-wing conservative should have a better quality of life.  And so will nearly everyone else.

Obviously meditation is unlikely to be a cure-all for Conservative Personality Disorder and all of its attendant dysfunctions.  Even if it were a cure-all, getting a right-wing conservative to actually meditate may prove to be an insurmountable obstacle in itself.  Still, it is hard not to be optimistic about these promising new avenues of research into the effects of meditation. It provides a glimmer of hope, however small, that there may, in fact, be such thing as change we can believe in.


*I do not dispute that a compelling case could be made for a “Liberal Personality Disorder.” I know people who are so tolerant and open-minded, it appears their brains have fallen right out of their skulls.  I know of lefties who are so empathetic toward their fellow living creatures that they are staunchly opposed to eating honey, likening its production to bee slavery.  And there has certainly been no shortage of right-wing attempts to pathologize liberalism:  Ann Coulter’s Godless and Treason, Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism, and the boringly typical rants of Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and their ilk come to mind.  But such attempts are always clumsy and entirely unconvincing, most likely because of these individuals’ numerous CPD-related cognitive deficiencies.  (Perhaps if they all practiced meditation, eventually we might all be the grateful beneficiaries of a coherent working hypothesis for a Liberal Personality Disorder?)  But there is a very good reason that LPD must be backburnered in favor of continued research support for CDP, and that is that extreme left-wing liberals currently have no political power whatsoever, no prominent voices in mainstream media or culture, and consequently pose no serious threat to anyone or anything.  (Not even to bees.)

By contrast, the extreme right currently has a great deal of political power, de facto control over American foreign policy, and many prominent voices in mainstream media and culture.  Consequently, it poses a formidable and immediate threat to every man, woman, child, and bee on the planet. Even run-of-the-mill liberals have been largely marginalized into irrelevance as a political force: the Democratic party leadership has been drifting rightward for many years and is now hovering around center-right (at best), while the Republicans have moved so far to the right they seem to be disappearing over the horizon.  So while it is indisputable that both political parties have marched ever rightward – hell, by many measures Nixon was more liberal than Obama – no one has adequately explained why this is so.  The phenomenon is especially troubling in light of the fact that conservative policies have been repeatedly and unequivocally demonstrated to be abject failures for not only the vast majority of Americans, but for many other people all over the world.  My own theory is that a decades-long, epidemic outbreak of a virulent strain of Conservative Personality Disorder may be implicated, and thus we should spare no time, effort or expense into further research before it’s too late and we find ourselves living in a Bronze Age theocracy, wondering how the hell we got here.

55 thoughts on “Promising new research hints at possible treatment for Conservative Personality Disorder.

  1. For years I’ve been trying to promote a vaccine against the virus responsible for CPD but my fellow physicians and Pharma are opposed to the idea.

    Little wonder?

  2. Well, Dr. Meade, perhaps you might consider developing an oral vaccine we can sneak into the water supply?

    Pharma? Schmarma. If your vaccine works, we’ll have single payer healthcare within 6 months. That ought to put a little dent in their lobbying budget.

  3. I cam here from your “In Defense of Mockery” article on ScienceBlogs, and I have to say: where have you been all my life? ;-) Insightful, entertainging, well-written, and I absolutely could not agree with you more. Consider me a fan…

  4. (P.S. — Yes, I realize I typo’ed both “came” and “entertaining” in that comment. But that was a mistake not from CPD but simple lack of caffeine. Mea culpa…)

  5. Maybe Neal’s onto something. Could fluoridation be the cause of the CPD epidemic? Does Sweden fluoridate?

    I’ll get the lab working on this – stat.

  6. You know when fluoridation first began? 1946. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.

  7. Absolutely brilliant, Iris, a tour de force deserving the widest possible exposure! (I’m doing my part.)
    It should be a standard reference in the Bookmarks of all members of the reality-based community. I’m sure you intended it to be partially tongue-in-cheek, but you may have failed on that count because right-wing lunacy is very hard to satirize. They are always moving the goalpost: The moment you think you’ve written an absurd exaggeration that makes a satirical point about their stupidity you find they’ve already occupied that territory in the real world.
    These are strange times. Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined anything like what we’re experiencing right now.
    Anyway, thank you for the best diagnostic tool I’ve found since I stopped practicing psychology.

  8. Here’s a nifty (and real) website I discovered called, “Women for Herman Cain” (, which I feel is a little like “Baby Seals for Sarah Palin”, but what the hell. Reading through as many entries as I could stand (that is, two), I found much evidence of CPD. For instance, these snippets from today:

    “”DEAR MR CAIN ….. YOU are this country’s only hope. I have never been involved in Politics before but my car has your stickers all over it, I have printed up 1000 flyers and handed them out with my husband. My neighbors have seen a HERMAN CAIN sign in my yard and said…” If you and your husband like Mr Cain then he must be the best best Candidate !”


    ” I’ll admit that when I heard that you sent $ to a woman w/out your wife knowing, it gave me pause.. I wouldn’t appreciate my hubby sending $ to another woman w/out my approval… but then I thought about and discussed it with everyone I know. We came to the conclusion that you’re a good man worth the benefit of the doubt. We figure that you’re probably a very busy man who comes in contact w/ tons of people daily, and that you probably both have friends the other isn’t friends with, and that you have helped other people, men and women, without discussing it, because that’s just what you do, you’re a softie (stop that now!) and got taken advantage of.”


    “Mr. Cain, To me you are the embodiment of the prayers of every faithful believing slave who turned to ALMIGHTY GOD for deliverance from slavery and inequality. You are the embodiment of Martin Luther King Jr. ‘I have a dream’ speech. You are the only hope I have for a future in America!Be strong and of good courage Mr. Cain, Our God Reigns!”


    “Herman–can I call you Hermann I lik first names better?–I would like to be your girlfirmned if your marrige with your wife doesn’t work out because a) I reallllly lik pizza and 2) I dont care if you have a girlfirmned or 100 girlfirmneds or 500 girlfirmneds god wouldn’t give them to you if you couldn’t take care of them so you must be a good man to all your girlfirmneds and wifes. I think god–GOD!!!–sent you to be purse acute by the press butt woman like me kno better that you are good.”

    Okay, to be honest, I made up that last one. But I bet if you look through the comments long enough, you’ll find many similar in both tone and content. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that CPD is alive and well all across the Motherland. Damn it.

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  10. Incredible! You have just proven my theory about team group behavior in primates! You see, those who identify themselves as “Left” or “Liberal” (the current definition of liberal, not the original definition) have almost exactly the same complaints as the opposing team, those who identify themselves as “Right”, about them! Humans, and chimpanzees, really like to form groups, clubs, tribes, cliques, and every group honestly believes they are the “good” group. Any 2 opposing groups nearly always have the same complaints and accusations about their “enemies”, each team thinks the other team is the “bad” one. It’s got nothing to do with real logic; using actual logic does not employ emotion, or adrenaline. When we feel like “putting stuff in the water” to “cure” the other side, we are participating in Primate war drama behavior, both humans and chimps LOVE this, it provides a serious rush, and also creates a feeling of group bonding. Look up how many Native American tribe names mean “The People”, you can get an understanding of this self-centered POV. Chimpanzees fight each other for food and territory, for absolutely no reason except control, they don’t know how to NOT be enemies, and put aside their adrenaline rush chemical reward dominance behavior. And humans are no different, they just name their social groups that they love to belong to, names like Democrat and Republican, Liberal and Conservative. If you pay attention, you can see this behavior all over the place, and the behavior that always accompanies the “belonging” to a “team” is trashing the other team, finding fault, ignoring and denying faults within one’s own “team”. Just watching modern baseball fans is a fascinating study of this; it’s a GAME, and fans actually make it a LIFESTYLE, and act like they are ACTIVE PARTICIPANTS, with very high running emotions, as if it’s some kind of REAL fight. It has also escalated tremendously in the last couple of decades, in the same time frame as “Left vs. Right” emotional team behavior.
    Humans will rationalize, defend, and deny the behavior till the cows come home, but it remains. There is no logic in emotion, and there is no emotion in logic. You can’t solve an equation by throwing rocks at it and calling it names. Chimps don’t know this, but humans can learn.
    Thanks again for this page! So interesting, and so detailed, and the comments fall right in with the theory!

    • Marianne, since you became aware of this aspect of human behavior, how has it affected you? Are you now less likely to fall into the group trap yourself?

        We were never meant to be more than clever monkeys, swinging from tree to tree. We climbed down from the tree and tied a rock on the end of a stick and turned the animals into a feast. Feeling pride in this, we painted pictures on the wall of the cave to immortalize our accomplishments and in the fading light of day rubbed two sticks together and the world was lit by fire. Then we invented God to sanction our actions and declared ourselves King of the Beasts. Then we started fighting over who would be King of Men. Aren’t we clever monkeys.

  11. Sorry to reply three years late (my Internet speed is very slow). Congratulations on a splendid piece; I was so moved by your expose, I’ve decided to put off the purchase of my 27th handgun until after Christmas. But I kid. You might like my book, “Bluto & Pook: a Strange Love Revealed” on Amazon (there’s no money-back guarantee, but, worst-case-scenario, it burns well). America is bleeding-out, and empires don’t die well. (I knew it was over when I saw Tums with NutraSweet at my local supermarket.) Anyhoo, we did make some really great bagels.

    So yeah, in conclusion… what do you call a conservative with an IQ of 186?

    A village.


  12. Hi Douglas. Even if you’re late to the party, I’m glad to have you here.

    I like your joke. It brings to mind a favorite quote from John Stuart Mill:

    I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it.

    It’s the clever ones that worry me most.

  13. The characteristics attributed to the fictional CPD perfectly describes the modern statist liberal. I suggest a reading of “Liberty and Tyranny” by noted conservative Mark Levin just to test depth of your ignorance regarding the nature of conservatism. Indeed, it is liberalism that is a mental disorder as it rejects the lessons learned by humanity over the millenia in favor of a mythical utopia that will never be realized, but has been the reason that hundreds of millions of people have been executed or killed in the attempt at implementing such a twisted vision of human order. As Thomas Sowell has said: “Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it”

  14. Why don’t progressives use facts and statistics to make their case? I have spent time gathering them and I don’t know of one the other side can use to make their case. A few examples: In 1967 my company paid benefits would be more than 31% of what American households earn today. My friend made $2.70?hr and I called it tiny bucks. That is over $20/hr today. Seventy nine percent of American households made more than the median family income today. Thirty eight percent made between $70,000 and $112,000. Most households had one wage earner. Worker productivity has doubled.
    Today $26,000 is the median income for the bottom 40 percent of American households and most depend on two wage earners.
    Your children’s future, life will suck and then they will die!

  15. BTW, 14 out of 17 min wage increases saw GDP growth go up and the UR rate go down. I have the charts.

    • Iris, I just read exposure to facts can actually backfire. I don’t buy it because all we have to do is change a very small percentage of peoples minds to tip the scales.
      MLK, and a small group of activist did it in the 60’s and we can do it now, and we better begin before it’s too late.
      I wrote a book called “The Rise and Fall of America’s Middle Class (why it happened and what you can do to restore prosperity)
      If you want to read it please notify me a by e-mail and I will send you a copy in PDF format. It might change your mind.

  16. Hi jim davis – My apologies, I am not ignoring you. I started writing a fairly detailed reply (with links and everything!). Unfortunately Mothers Day preparations—particularly this and this—and associated travel have put a damper on my time online and will eat up most of my weekend. But first on my list of writing priorities is to finish it.

    Thanks so much for your thoughtful comments!

  17. Just in, Jerry Springer turns down a request to moderate the up-coming GOP primary debates.
    Maury Povitch accepts because he is used to dealing with bastards!

  18. I know of another clinically diagnosed disorder = “Liberal Lefty Whackjob”! – LOLOL, LOLOL, LOLOL, LOLOL, LOLOL !

    • Oh yes, there are some pathological lefties to be sure. But when it comes to the denial of actual, verifiable reality and the tragic consequences of their policies, conservatives are just killing it. And that’s to say nothing of their characteristically hilarious use of CAPSLOCK.

  19. re paul singh

    You_Never_Know > jim davis • 38 minutes ago
    And their lighthearted personalities. LOLOLOLOLOL. .CHORTLE (BTW – a blend of chuckle and snort; coined by Lewis Carroll in ‘Through the Looking- Glass’…)

    • You seem to exhibit all of the symptoms stated here above? Shortsighted, irrationality, narrow-minded, amorality, rigidity, avarice, (by the way, I have found liberals are the most avarice people in the world!) limited dimensionality of thought, (liberalism is all and anything conservative is criminal!)

  20. Iris, you have given me lots of ammo to fight conservatism.

    Peter Brinkmann > jim davis • 2 hours ago

    ISIS atrocities are due to “right-wing empathy deficit?” You sound like Hillary with her fanciful vast right wing conspiracy that tricked her husband into cheating on her again and again and again and again and …

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    jim davis > Peter Brinkmann • 9 minutes ago

    Who was in the mountains pleading for US aid after the Gulf war in 1991?

  21. CPD at it’s finest. It’s open season

    Jimmy Dean Johnny • 11 minutes ago

    Door-to-door confiscations–the extreme leftists’ wet dream–will never happen, Johnny. They know it, but they’re always busy building a transparent facade of concern for their fellow man, so demagoguing the issue is as easy as breathing to these phonies. If only they pound the podium in Congress hard enough, they just might……appear to be concerned to potential voters.

    jim davis Jimmy Dean • 9 minutes ago

    Not true we just want that well regulated militia to be re activated.

    Jimmy Dean jim davis • 4 minutes ago

    What does that mean?

  22. One indication of “LBB” “Liberal Brainwashing Bias” is the inability or failure to recognize the inappropriateness of using THE F#CK-WORD in a dissertation of this magnitude. You will have to excuse me but I can’t see the freedom of belief and the right to worship as granted by the laws of the United States of America as automatically condemning me to having a so-called disorder by making my choice about undetermined facts or data i.e.; belief or not of global warming, creationism or any other subject! You ma’am, the author and this entire piece are ONE BIG NINCOMPOOP!

  23. You have nothing more to say here, because you’re blocked. But at some point if I’m bored and I have some time, I’ll enjoy mocking you for being a textbook CPD case. Now you run along cupcake and go worship some fetuses or something while the grownups concern ourselves with the well-being of actual, living, breathing children.

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