Coathanger lobby update: the Obama administration, redux.

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Hahaha. I crack myself up.

Loyal Readers™ may recall that in 2011, Kathleen Sebelius, President Obama’s Secretary of Health and Human Services, overrode the FDA’s recommendation that Plan B One-Step — the so-called “morning after pill” that prevents pregnancy if taken within 72 hours of intercourse —be made available over-the-counter without a prescription for women and girls of all ages. The move was completely unprecedented in the history of the agency. FDA Commissioner Margaret Hamburg, M.D., said at the time:

The Center for Drug Evaluation and Research (CDER) completed its review of the Plan B One-Step application and laid out its scientific determination. CDER carefully considered whether younger females were able to understand how to use Plan B One-Step.  Based on the information submitted to the agency, CDER determined that the product was safe and effective in adolescent females, that adolescent females understood the product was not for routine use, and that the product would not protect them against sexually transmitted diseases. Additionally, the data supported a finding that adolescent females could use Plan B One-Step properly without the intervention of a healthcare provider.

It is our responsibility at FDA to approve drugs that are safe and effective for their intended use based on the scientific evidence…Our decision-making reflects a body of scientific findings, input from external scientific advisory committees, and data contained in the application that included studies designed specifically to address the regulatory standards for nonprescription drugs.  CDER experts, including obstetrician/gynecologists and pediatricians, reviewed the totality of the data and agreed that it met the regulatory standard for a nonprescription drug and that Plan B One-Step should be approved for all females of child-bearing potential.

Despite FDA’s recommendations based entirely on sound scientific evidence, Secretary Sebelius hung her hat on the fact that ten percent of girls in the U.S. reach puberty by the age of 11.1 years, and noted that “the product would be available, without a prescription or other point-of-sale restrictions, even to the youngest girls of reproductive age.” (pdf.) For some reason she said that like it’s a bad thing, when it is, of course, the very point of eliminating age restrictions and other barriers to access in the first place. The Washington Post summarized her position this way:

Sebelius said she reversed the FDA’s decision because she had concluded that data submitted by the drug’s maker did not “conclusively establish” that Plan B could be used safely by the youngest girls.

I wrote at the time:

To which I can only retort:  hey Secretary Sebelius, do you know what cannot be used safely by the youngest girls?  The birthing process However, young girls need neither a prescription nor parental consent for that.

Flash forward to April of this year: in ruling on a lawsuit brought by the Center for Reproductive Rights, federal Judge Edward Korman called Sebelius’s decision “politically motivated, scientifically unjustified, and contrary to agency precedent,” and ordered the agency to make Plan B One-Step available over-the-counter without restriction.

Late yesterday, the administration appealed that decision. In the meantime, on Tuesday the Obama administration approved over-the-counter sales of Plan B One-Step for those age 15 and above — in defiance of Judge Korman’s order. In a noxious bit of lawyering befitting the sleaziest of the profession (and that is saying something, my friends), the administration relied on its brand new 15+ approval rule to argue in its appeal that the case is moot because the plaintiffs — who happened to be 15 or older —”now have access without a prescription and without significant point-of-sale restrictions to at least one form of emergency contraceptive…”

It’s bad enough that this leaves girls 14 and under to their coathangers and friendly neighborhood Gosnells, but it isn’t even true. 15 year olds — particularly urban and/or poor 15 year olds — typically have no drivers licenses or access to other forms of state ID, and thus will not be able to purchase Plan B. FDA spokeswoman Stephanie Yao said in an interview, “If a 15-year-old is unable to verify their age, they will not be able to purchase Plan B One-Step.”

Let us briefly consider some facts:

Adolescent pregnancy is associated with higher rates of illness and death for both the mother and infant.

Death from violence is the second leading cause of death during pregnancy for teens, and is higher in teens than in any other group.

Pregnant teens are at much higher risk of having serious medical complications such as:

It is also worth noting that here in the Greatest Ever Country Ever in the World Ever, 10-year olds give birth. (pdf.)

The Palace stands by and hereby reiterates its previous pronouncement on this matter:

IF A YOUNG GIRL HAS THE GOOD SENSE TO SEEK OUT
EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTION WHEN SHE NEEDS IT,
WE SHOULD FUCKING GIVE IT TO HER.
(FOR FREE.)

The Palace also stands by and hereby reiterates its theory on the Obama administration’s otherwise inexplicable actions in this matter:

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Barack Obama: “NOW can I be a Republican? PLEASE?? Aww, come on guys!”

Engineering a win-win for U.S. businesses and the American middle class.

[Cross-posted at The Political Junkies for Progressive Democracy.]

A recent article in Financial Times reports:

US employers have breached the annual visa cap for hiring highly skilled workers from other countries after only five days, the shortest application season since 2008 and a sign that the economic recovery is strengthening.

It comes as the Senate prepares to discuss a comprehensive immigration reform bill, perhaps as soon as next week, and will increase pressure on lawmakers to think creatively to meet businesses’ demands for more visas…

Under current law, the government can issue only 85,000 H-1B visas each year – 65,000 to highly skilled private sector workers such as engineers and computer programmers, and 20,000 to those with advanced graduate degrees in science, technology, engineering and mathematics [“STEM”] fields from US universities.

But demand is always much greater, leading to calls to raise the caps.

The H-1B visa phenomenon provides a curious counterpoint to the oft-stated conventional wisdom that American middle class jobs are irretrievably moving overseas solely because foreign labor is so much cheaper.  In certain sectors this is undeniably true, particularly for industries that rely on low-skilled workers for high-volume manufacturing jobs, for reasons that include thousands of employees willing to live on-site in company dormitories and work 12 hour shifts six days a week for the low, low price of $17 a day.  (You know:  the grand vision conservatives have for the American workforce.)  But the strange thing is that middle class jobs in the tech sector are a casualty of cheaper foreign labor here.

It doesn’t have to be this way.

Critics of the H-1B visa program say corporations only want to import foreign labor in order to pay them less and provide fewer benefits than they would Americans, and this is true in some cases.  But American businesses also have a fair point:  the U.S. is failing to produce enough citizens with science, technology, engineering and mathematics (“STEM”) backgrounds to meet their immediate needs.  Virtually no one disputes that.  The question is why?  There is no shortage of STEM schools here, which is what accounts for those 20,000 additional visas awarded yearly to foreign nationals with advanced degrees from U.S. universities.

Part of the answer is that the H-1B visa program has been expertly exploited by outsourcing companies, particularly from India.  These companies garner a wildly disproportionate share of H-1B visas, and then lease these workers to U.S. companies.  It is no small problem.  For example, Facebook can attract and afford the best tech talent in the world, yet it received only 307 H-1B workers.  ExxonMobil:  only 58.  In fact, the vast majority of companies participating in the H-1B visa program obtain only one or two.  But outsourcing companies like Cognizant and Tata obtain thousands.

Consider, too, that American companies must dedicate significant resources to find and recruit every qualified job applicant with the skill set they seek, and then file a visa application on their behalf — often paying thousands in legal fees per applicant — all without any guarantee that the applicant will actually receive a visa.  Eliminating all of the overhead and uncertainty makes outsourcing companies particularly attractive as a way to meet the need for skilled labor.  But profitability for the outsourcing company is driven by the sheer volume of workers it provides, and the portion it can extract for itself from the amount of pay that would otherwise go directly to workers.  As outsourcing companies compete against each other for U.S. clients on the basis of price, salaries that American companies pay for skilled tech labor are kept down.

Outsourcing companies are not just exploiting loopholes in the H-1B program either, they’re exploiting their workers.  Some are paid in rupees deposited directly into Indian banks: they survive on a stipend paid with a debit card and live with six or eight coworkers in a two-bedroom apartment.  Perversely, the outsourcing business model worsens the very problem the H-1B program was meant to address:  the dearth of skilled American workers, who understandably view downward pressure on wages and tech workers being treated like disposable commodities by American companies as disincentives to pursue tech careers.

With so many companies seeking a share of those 65,000 visas and hitting the cap in less than five days, many open positions simply remain unfilled.  It’s no wonder companies are lobbying to get the cap on the number of H1-B visas raised or eliminated entirely:  they argue that the market and not the government should determine how many visas are issued.  While that strikes me as a truly terrible idea, they have a genuine need that remains unaddressed.  Letting positions that would increase productive capacity remain unfilled handicaps American businesses in a global market that is already aggressively addressing this problem.  China and its neighbors have rapidly expanded their science and engineering capabilities by investing in engineering education and research:  since 2000, the number of doctoral degrees in engineering awarded in China has more than doubled and now far exceeds the number awarded in the U.S.

None of this bodes particularly well for U.S. prominence in a high-tech future.

But this is not an argument for expanding the H-1B visa program, because the very program itself is a boon to foreign competitors.  H-1B visas are good for three years, and only renewable for another three years for a maximum of six.  At this point the worker returns home or goes elsewhere in the global job market, with a top-notch skill set and 3-6 years of recent industry experience.  The program results in more than a loss of good-paying tech careers for American citizens.  It is also helping to build the workforce of the future.  Elsewhere.

If the U.S. committed today to providing education grants in science, technology, engineering and math, in a few years it would be churning out qualified graduates of its own, with no student debt, ready to work.  (Of course those other nations are not burdened with a deficit-obsessed, austerity-crazed political and media class infatuated with the zombie mantra of “small government” like the U.S. is, at the expense of its own work force and its domestic economy.  But that’s another column.)  Where would these newly minted American graduates work?  Well, Microsoft alone has been trying to fill 44,852 jobs in the U.S., with an average salary higher than $90k.  That is not exactly minimum wage.  These are some of the positions Microsoft is looking to fill:  Software Development Engineers, Senior Software Development Engineers, Premier Field Engineers, Support Engineers, Computer Software Engineers (Applications), Computer Software Engineers (Systems), Computer Hardware Engineers, Lead Software Development Engineers, Senior Support Escalation Engineers, Senior Support Engineers, Lead Software Development Engineers.  Does anyone believe a U.S. citizen with an engineering degree and no student debt would not want those jobs?

Please.

The benefit to U.S. corporations and the economy is so obvious it’s hardly worth stating:  a domestic workforce with the skills and knowledge to drive technological innovation and growth, which China and India will have in abundance.  If we were serious about it we could probably wind down the H-1B visa program entirely by 2020.  But we are not serious about it.  If we were, we would close the H-1B outsourcing loophole and invest in science and engineering education for our citizens like our global competitors do.

Instead, we have a bipartisan consensus among the Senate and President Obama now pushing to lift the H-1B visa cap, as high as 300,000.

Redecorated Palace Bedroom.

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Once upon a time, the Palace bedroom walls were mostly bare, and there were only a few forlorn items lying around.  Since then, we have spared no expense filling it with links to sex-positive writers and reality-based resources.

There are now discrete areas for:

—BLOGS & ADVICE.
—GENDER & SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
—KINK.
—SEXUAL HEALTH & EDUCATION RESOURCES.
—SCIENCE OF SEX.

PLEASE NOTE:  You must be 18+ to hang out in the Bedroom.
NSFW.

I did (and still do) consider the Bedroom a work in progress.  It is by no means intended to be an exhaustive catalog of sexuality-oriented sites on the web (as if…), but more a portal to explore and celebrate the extraordinary diversity, power and vibrancy of human sexuality.  By the same token, while it is neither intended nor possible to capture every facet of human sexuality on a web page, I have attempted to ensure that the Bedroom is inclusive and respectful in its content and language.  Where I fall short in this regard, I would be grateful for criticism and/or suggestions for additional links and resources.

There are presently no discrete sections for porn/erotica, sex work, or books, although such sections are contemplated for the future.

As I mention at the entry to the Bedroom by way of introduction, the Palace holds that providing factual, interesting, informative and useful information about sex and sexuality is a worthy public service in its own right.  But in addition, providing factual, interesting, informative and useful information about sex and sexuality makes conservatives apoplectic—so obviously it’s just FULL OF WIN.

In summary:  if you are over 18 (and not at work), please feel free to explore the newly redecorated Palace Bedroom any time, 24/7/365.

You are so insignificant.

…in a good way.

“The Known Universe takes viewers from the Himalayas through our atmosphere and the inky black of space to the afterglow of the Big Bang. Every star, planet, and quasar seen in the film is possible because of the world’s most complete four-dimensional map of the universe, the Digital Universe Atlas that is maintained and updated by astrophysicists at the American Museum of Natural History.”

Ask Iris: Do people who identify as male and own 10+ guns take boner pills disproportionately more than people who identify as male and don’t own that many guns?

In response to SJ’s post entitled Musings on Newtown and Beyond: The Deadly Mix of Gender and Gun Culture, a Loyal Reader™ writes:

I think a very interesting survey would be to determine the proportion of male owners of, lets say, ten or more guns (because the gun nuts seem to own them by the dozens) who take Viagra/Cialis with the proportion of non-gun owners who do.

Fuck, I don’t know.  It’s a good question, though.  Here:  I’ll do my part (for SCIENCE!!11!!!) and survey my totally random sample of completely unbiased and in no way self-selecting Many Tens of Loyal Readers™:

 

Stay tuned for our groundbreaking results!

(Yes, apparently I am in a contest with Don Ardell for the record for longest post title.)

Get the lead out.

The other day I was perusing Alternet and just generally procrastinating and being unproductive, and I clicked a link that looked mildly interesting:  An Astonishing Argument for Why Violent Crime Rates Have Dropped.  As Loyal Readers™ well know, I do not generally write about crime per se, although I do write about the militarization of domestic law enforcement, the for-profit prison-industrial complex, the war on some people who use drugs, rape and domestic violence, prison and sentencing reform, domestic terrorism, and other issues primarily from the perspective of responses to crime and violence, institutional or otherwise.  Frankly, I do not know very much about criminology.  Like most people I would guess, I had this vague idea about interrelated and seemingly intractable causes of criminal violence:  poverty, neglect, abuse, failing schools, multi-generational patterns of substance abuse and domestic violence, genetic predisposition, childhood development, poor nutrition, poor maternal health care, poor mental health care, and probably a half-dozen other contributing factors I could rattle off.

I am also aware that despite the uptick in mass shootings, violent crime has dropped off dramatically in the last several decades, all across the country.  After peaking in the early 1990s, by 2010 violent crime rates had dropped like a stone: New York City, down 75 percent.  Washington, DC, down 58 percent.  Dallas, 70 percent.  Newark, 74 percent.  Los Angeles, 78 percent.  Although no one seemed to understand why this was happening, there was no shortage of theories — and no shortage of people vying for credit, either.

After taking office in 1994, New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and his police chief William Bratton implemented the so-called “broken windows” approach to crime reduction:  in a nutshell, the theory was that tolerating petty crimes would lead to a cycle wherein criminality would only escalate.  I remember:  police began relentlessly cracking down on subway fare cheaters, harmless drunken loiterers, and heretofore unmolested joint smokers.  I also remember a proposed initiative to bust jaywalkers like they do in Los Angeles, but New Yorkers revolted.  This was a step too far.  We’re New Yorkers, goddammit: jaywalking is our fuckin’ way of life.

And lo and behold, over the next few years violent crime in the city did indeed plummet:

In 1996, the New York Times reported that crime had plunged for the third straight year, the sharpest drop since the end of Prohibition. Since 1993, rape rates had dropped 17 percent, assault 27 percent, robbery 42 percent, and murder an astonishing 49 percent. Giuliani was on his way to becoming America’s Mayor and Bratton was on the cover of Time.

Wow, amirite?  At this time I was living in Hell’s Kitchen with my ex, and saw with my own eyes the transformation of my neighborhood from a dogforsaken war zone to a thriving community, humming with small restaurants and other mom-&-pop businesses in only a few years time.  Ninth Avenue had been pocked with boarded-up storefronts, pawn shops, porn shops, gang graffiti, and rundown bars where, upon entering, it was instantly made clear to Your Humble Monarch™ that “outsiders” were not welcome.  On my block I regularly encountered sex workers exhibiting visible signs of brutal violence and prolific drug use, even during daylight hours.  Within a few years they had not exactly disappeared, but could now be glimpsed only rarely, and only in the wee hours of the morning.  Taking their former places on the sidewalks were young adults and students pursuing careers in the arts, families with young children, and tourists venturing over from Times Square for a reasonably priced pre-theatre dinner.  (My ex complained bitterly about the disappearance of so many porn shops and peep shows on 42nd Street.   “What’s next?” he lamented, “Is Giuliani going to have us all wearing uniforms now?” He could be a funny motherfucker, I’ll give him that.)

But there is a glaring problem with attributing any of this crime reduction to the dynamic duo of Giuliani and Bratton:  violent crime in the city had already peaked in 1990, and showed four years of steady decline before Giuliani took office.  More damning than that, the same downward trend was happening everywhere — not just New York.

There were other proposed explanations, including the intuitively reasonable theory that violent crime tracks economic upturns and downturns.  But like the failed Giuliani/Bratton hypothesis, it turns out that violent crime trends do not, in fact, track economic data.  Ditto for other common theories, like the 1980s crack epidemic, increased incarceration rates, larger police forces, and a provocative idea popularized in 1999 by economist Steven Levitt (of Freakonomics fame):  Roe v. WadeYep: “legalized abortion, they argued, led to fewer unwanted babies, which meant fewer maladjusted and violent young men two decades later.”

None of these proposed causes is persuasively correlated, much less conclusively causal.

Which brings me back to the Alternet article I mentioned approximately forty million words ago, An Astonishing Argument for Why Violent Crime Rates Have Dropped, which in turn ultimately led me to this Kevin Drum piece in Mother Jones (on which the Alternet article is based):

America’s Real Criminal Element: Lead

That’s right: lead.  As in, Pb(CH2CH3)4.  As in, childhood exposure to environmental lead from paint, and much more importantly, from leaded gasoline emissions.  It turns out that childhood lead exposure rates track violent crime rates* roughly 20-years down the road, nearly perfectly:

In a 2000 paper (PDF) [US Department of Housing and Urban Development consultant and researcher Rick Nevin] concluded that if you add a lag time of 23 years, lead emissions from automobiles explain 90 percent of the variation in violent crime in America. Toddlers who ingested high levels of lead in the ’40s and ’50s really were more likely to become violent criminals in the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s.

Continued research in the intervening years by Nevin and other has only further cemented these findings.  In states where lead emissions declined more quickly or slowly, violent crime twenty years later followed the same pattern.  The relationship holds for different times, and in different countries.  Drum asked Nevin whether in all of his research he had ever found a country that didn’t fit the theory: “No,” Nevin replied. “Not one.”  This year a published paper examined the correlation at the city level:

Tulane University researcher Howard Mielke published a paper with demographer Sammy Zahran on the correlation of lead and crime at the city level. They studied six US cities that had both good crime data and good lead data going back to the ’50s, and they found a good fit in every single one. In fact, Mielke has even studied lead concentrations at the neighborhood level in New Orleans and shared his maps with the local police. “When they overlay them with crime maps,” he told me, “they realize they match up.”

It has long been known that lead exposure in young children is linked with lower IQ, hyperactivity, behavioral problems, learning disabilities and juvenile delinquency.  All of these consequences are profoundly tragic, destroying thousands of young lives before they even begin, not to mention costing society dearly.  Yet we have not managed to muster the political will — read: the money — to undertake environmental lead abatement on the scale needed to eradicate it.  Even if it were widely accepted that (a) lead exposure is by far the greatest cause of violent crime, and (b) the costs of cleaning it up would yield returns at levels Wall Street hedge funds would envy (a case Drum makes persuasively), it is still difficult to envision meaningful action in the foreseeable future.  As I remarked to my co-bloggers this morning, I disagree with this part of Drum’s conclusion:

There’s nothing partisan about this, nothing that should appeal more to one group than another. It’s just common sense.

The prison-industrial complex — specifically the lucrative boom in private, for-profit prisons — as well as the ongoing militarization of law enforcement and related infusions of cash (virtually limitless funding for anything remotely falling under the rubric of “Homeland Security”) for weapons and other “war on terror” technologies for domestic police forces, make for quite the formidable lobby.  They are typically Republican paymasters, but spineless Democrats have meekly acquiesced to all of these endeavors, lest they be perceived as Soft on Crime.  Worse, Blue Dog Democrats (like Barack Obama) enthusiastically embrace these authoritarian and conservative policies, and in any event are owned by the same constituencies Republicans are.

Drum notes other aspects of the intractability of the status quo and the intransigence of those defending it here:

Mark Kleiman, a public policy professor at the University of California-Los Angeles who has studied promising methods of controlling crime, suggests that because criminologists are basically sociologists, they look for sociological explanations, not medical ones. My own sense is that interest groups probably play a crucial role: Political conservatives want to blame the social upheaval of the ’60s for the rise in crime that followed. Police unions have reasons for crediting its decline to an increase in the number of cops. Prison guards like the idea that increased incarceration is the answer. Drug warriors want the story to be about drug policy. If the actual answer turns out to be lead poisoning, they all lose a big pillar of support for their pet issue. And while lead abatement could be big business for contractors and builders, for some reason their trade groups have never taken it seriously.

More generally, we all have a deep stake in affirming the power of deliberate human action. When Reyes once presented her results to a conference of police chiefs, it was, unsurprisingly, a tough sell. “They want to think that what they do on a daily basis matters,” she says. “And it does.” But it may not matter as much as they think.

That’s all true: all of these factions present serious challenges to meaningful action in their own right.  But in a culture that puts profit and power above all else (including crime prevention), with a government that serves the interests of private capital above all else, it’s the money that erects a nearly insurmountable obstacle to “common sense.”

Drum’s piece is an outstanding example of investigative journalism and competent science reporting (now there’s something you just don’t see every day…). I urge you to read the whole thing: the implications are staggering.

Also, I had a terrifying thought: if we did invest in lead abatement and violent crime plummeted over the next two decades as expected, who, exactly, will fill all those empty prison cells?

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*Interestingly, lead exposure also tracks teen pregnancy rates.

Does the Universe Have A Purpose? A REAL Wellness Perspective On Meaning

Introduction: REAL Wellness

The letters R-E-A-L constitute an acronym that hints at the meaning of the phrase REAL wellness. The letters signal the nature of each of four key elements in what I consider a quality of life-focused mindset and lifestyle. These four elements -  reason/exuberance/ athleticism and liberty, are the qualities that, more than any others, nourish the best physical and mental health from early life to old age.

Of course, no matter how well each is refined by environments and the individual’s efforts – even when enhanced by favorable genetics, the quality of life realized and enjoyed will be much affected, for better or worse, by daily servings of random chance. Fate does not rule, but it steers nearly everything along the way.There is no P in REAL wellness. A pity, that. If there were, the P would represent perspective.

To get the most joys out of life, perspective is vital. In the absence of the letter in the REAL acronym, the role of perspective can be addressed under the dimension of reason.

Meaning and Purpose

A few words on perspective are in order in the context of meaning and purpose in the universe and life. It seems to me that the universe is random and quite meaningless. It also seems that this is good news, since a view of no fixed purpose or meaning for every single person (or soul) imposed from above is liberating. The alternative, and the prevailing worldview, is that you are here as a slave to a god who demands unconditional love and devotion – but if you follow the rules of his minions on earth and win divine favor, you can float about, forever, in joyful delirium – after you’re dead.Meaninglessness in a random universe is good news. It allows a sensible person to create his own (positive) meanings for a pleasant enough life.

There are many factors that, over a lifetimes, have led me to a conviction that life is meaningless.

The History of Life

Consider what we know about the cosmos and the history of life on this planet (quite a lot) and elsewhere out in space (basically nothing). Science has meteorestablished that the simplest forms of life, let alone the newcomer genus to which we belong (homo sapiens), have dwelt on our 4.6 billion year-old rock for 00.0001% of cosmic history. Put another way, no life, microbial or higher life form, existed during 99.9999% of cosmic history. Furthermore, varied forces have cast unimaginable varieties of chaos, mayhem, destruction and obliteration on the earth since it’s formation. Among these forces, most decidedly unhelpful for our alleged purpose-driven lives, are such unpleasantries as volcanoes, rapid climate change, tsunamis, earthquakes and asteroids. Especially asteroids.

If some genius in the future manages to create a machine for time travel, he or she better be careful when setting the dials. Venture back in time too far and on arrival there will be hell to pay.

Most Life Forms Are No Longer in Business

Consider just one consequence of this mayhem over eons of pre-history: From the time life finally got going until today, no fewer than 99.9% of all species that ever lived have been wiped out by ecological devastation.

Doesn’t this make you a bit suspicious of those who claim to know that human life in general and you in particular have a very special meaning in some grand scheme of things?  Isn’t that a bit egoistic? How about lunatic crazy?

Dr. Tyson Address the Question of Purpose

Neil deGrasse Tyson was asked by the religion-based Templeton Foundation if the universe has a purpose. He said, I’m not sure. He explained:

An affirmative response could not be based on empirical foundations and that this way of thinking, common to most religions, has always failed badly. Any case ever put forward for purpose has failed as a way to understand, and thereby predict, the operations of the universe and our place within it.

To assert that the universe has a purpose implies a desired outcome. But who would do the desiring? And what would a desired outcome be? That carbon-based life is inevitable? Or that sentient primates are life’s neurological pinnacle? … Religious people are taught that the purpose of life is to serve God … If you’re one of the 100 billion bacteria living and working in a single centimeter of your lower intestine, you might instead say that the purpose of human life is to provide you with a dark, but idyllic, anaerobic habitat of fecal matter. So in the absence of human hubris, the universe looks more and more random.

Whether you prosper or suffer, succeed or fail, the universe is indifferent. If you pray, you’re talking to yourself. No harm in that. In fact, if it gives you a warm fuzzball or two, we might favor it. But, maybe it’s best not to get carried away – be aware that such imprecations have the same impact on natural forces and events as rain dances, tossing virgins off a cliff, slaying a bull on an altar and all such tried and untrue, pitiful forms of sucking up to an indifferent cosmos that does not give a flip. You and I, all of us, are in this alone – no angels, no devils, no benign or evil spirits, no gods, no trolls to look to or run from. We’re all by ourselves, left to our devices, which aren’t so impressive.So, look on the bright side – make the most of the improbable life you have. There’s not a lot of time available. Enjoy. Suck it up and go for the gold – or whatever you find shiny, comforting, desirable or beautiful.

Good wishes and be well.

Iris can haz axolotl nao plz?

This is an axolotl.

Axolotl: WANT!

Axolotls typically reach 6-9 inches in length and live 10-15.  (A captive specimen in Paris is said to have lived for 25 years.)  They are closely related to Tiger Salamanders, but unlike their cousins axolotls do not metamorphosize into land dwellers.  Metamorphic failure is apparently caused by a lack of thyroid stimulating hormone, which triggers the transformation in other salamanders.  Interestingly, if injected with iodine axolotls will indeed metamorphosize, although they will scarcely live five years if they do.  (They have been known to metamorphosize in the wild, but this is extremely rare.)

They used to be found in Lake Chalco in central Mexico, but that lake no longer exists: it was artificially drained to avoid periodic flooding that adversely affected nearby populations of a species of ape, homo sapiens.  Now wild axolotls can be found only in Lake Xochimilco near Mexico City, and they are a critically endangered species:

Populations are in decline as the demands of nearby Mexico City have led to the draining and contamination of much of the waters of the Xochimilco Lake complex. They are also popular in the aquarium trade, and roasted axolotl is considered a delicacy in Mexico, further shrinking their numbers.

Awww!  I will totally give an axolotl a good home!  I want a pink one!  No, wait! — I want a black one!   A black one!   And I will not roast him and eat him!  (Unless I get really, really hungry!)

Axolotls can regenerate entire lost limbs and other organs.  Some have been found to regenerate lost parts of their brains — which makes them an excellent model organism for the Palace research program into a cure for Conservative Personality Disorder.  No?

On gender essentialism in public schools, bell curves and CPD.

During the dog-forsaken Bush years, the world’s most infamous C student’s Department of Education issued new regulations, under Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972, clearing the way for public schools to institute single-sex classrooms.  It was a controversial move at the time, not least because then (as now) there was no good evidence of any benefits to such a policy, and plenty to warn against it.  But, conservatives being conservatives, they pressed ahead with their righteous agenda anyway, and soon wingnut infested school boards across the nation were jumping at the chance to create sex-segregated classrooms in public schools, along with educational programs based on widely discredited science and the most ridiculous sex stereotypes imaginable.  Like this one:

boys are better than girls in math because boys’ brains receive several daily “surges” of testosterone, whereas girls can perform well on tests only a few days per month when they experience “increased estrogen during the menstrual cycle.”

Now, eight years later, the ACLU has issued some preliminary findings (pdf) in an ongoing study of public schools that instituted sex-segregated classes in the wake of the Bush debacle.  To no feminist’s surprise, the ACLU’s findings reveal that such practices do not have any meaningful impact on learning, and can actually be damaging to the social and educational experience of our nation’s schoolchildren.

The way this claptrap plays out in schools might be hilarious if it were not so toxic.  For example:

A Wisconsin school district collected materials that trained teachers to ask boys about literature, “What would you DO if…” while asking girls, “How might/would you FEEL if…?”; motivating boys with “hierarchy!!! Competition!!!” while motivating girls by getting them to “care”; and recognizing that boys like “[b]eing ‘On Top’ … Being a Winner!!” while girls like “[b]eing ‘Accepted’, liked, loved!!!”

You know, these people really should meet my mother.  She is by far the most competitive person I have ever known, of any gender.  And I can pretty much guess how she would FEEL if anyone had tried to stop her from kicking the neighborhood boys’ butts in basketball when she was a kid.  Though basketball long ago gave way to competitive ballroom dancing, it’s fair to say that mom really, really likes being a winner (I mean, “Being a Winner!!”).  And unless you’re a judge at a national ballroom competition, she really doesn’t much give a shit whether you accept, like, or love her.  (Although I do.)

Here’s another farcical rationale, this one packing distinct Christianist themes:

Committee meeting notes of a community working group for single-sex programs in secondary schools in Pennsylvania documented a desire among the participants to ensure that students would experience “male-hood and female-hood defined space” exhibiting characteristics of “warrior, protector, and provider” for boys and giving girls “space/time to explore things that young women like [including] writing, applying and doing make-up & hair, art.

Tomboy girls and artistically inclined boys are just out of luck.  I will just note for the record that some of the best hairstylists and makeup artists I have come across in my long and illustrious career as a Vagina-American have been men.  Also: one of the most lethal asskickers I have ever known is a young woman of 25.  One of the more obvious problems with the sex-segregation paradigm is that my amazing hair colorist and my awesome ninja girlfriend are devalued as people, if not entirely erased.  In a gender binary view, they are aberrations, and not unique human beings with a mix of talents and ambitions that have absolutely nothing to do with their gender.  Just like everybody else.

In a piece in Salon about the ACLU report, Lori of Feministing highlights this finding:

…the boys’ classroom “is brightly lit and cool, and the students are allowed to run around to blow off steam. They can sit in beanbag chairs if they wish and their desks are moveable and do not face each other.” On the other hand, the girls’ classrooms “are warm and dimly lit,* and students are expected to remain in their seats and face each other while they work, even if they find that distracting.
 Girls are supposed to discuss their feelings about novels while boys are supposed to discuss the action in the books.”

Well gag me with a Nancy Drew novel. Or a GI Joe doll.  (Or…something. Fer chrissakes.)

The whole report is replete with retrograde nightmares, each one more hideous and insidious than the next.  And this sex segregated classroom trend isn’t isolated to a few backwater counties in the Bible Belt, either:  a multi-year study by the Feminist Majority Foundation found that from 2007-10 “over 1,000 public K-12 schools instituted deliberate single-sex education in all but four states (HI, NH, ND, WY).”

The essentialist view of gender is that it is a biologically fixed trait, with all of the limitations that implies.  Despite what we know about the extraordinary plasticity of the human brain and the broad range of natural aptitudes and abilities we find among all groups of people, the essentialists hold that gender characteristics are “hardwired,” uniquely innate, and not in large part the result of cultural cues and environmental influences.  The problem for them is that whenever anyone takes a serious look at these characteristics, these much-touted innate gender differences have a stubborn tendency to vanish.  And despite all evidence to the contrary, implicit in the essentialist construct is that gender is never fluid, that it does not operate on multiple axes in individuals, and that no matter how you care to define or measure it, it does not fall on a continuum.  Rather, in the essentialist view, a person’s gender can fall only into one of two separate and distinct categories—”male” and “female”—and any variation within each gender is only a secondary consideration—at best incidental, at worst a “problem” requiring a “solution.”

Ironically, for all their focus on math abilities gender essentialists only appear to be able to count to two.  Rather than acknowledging that any real sex-specific cognitive abilities fall on overlapping bell curves—and we will get to those overlapping bell curves in a minute—the essentialists insist that their silly male/female binary is, or more accurately should be, representative of reality.  Incidentally, those (such as yours truly) who take issue with the gender essentialists do not posit that there are no innate biological differences between male and female brains.  My own view is that to the extent any such differences actually exist, (a) they fall on those aforementioned widely overlapping bell curves that we will get to in a minute I swear, and (b) the differences are largely if not entirely inconsequential with respect to nearly any endeavor in the real world.  (I have come across very few people who argue that there are no innate biological differences between male and female brains, i.e. that gender is an entirely artificial construct with no basis in biology whatsoever, and I find their arguments unconvincing.)

I am hardly the first to recognize that political conservatism correlates with gender essentialist thinking: it goes a long way toward explaining the right’s misogyny and anti-feminism, homophobia and anti-gay bullying, hostility to women’s reproductive rights, militarism, and a whole host of conservative attitudes.  While the essentialists would undoubtedly find something “wrong” with the gender expression of most people I know and love (including me), I think I can make a good case that there is something really, really wrong with the gender essentialists—and I think I know what it is.

Long time loyal readers may recall my treatise on Conservative Personality Disorder (“CPD”), a term I came up with to describe the specific constellation of behaviors exhibited by right-wing conservatives in the present day United States of America.  One of the diagnostic criteria of CPD is “limited dimensionality of thought,” which I described this way:

poor critical thinking ability; anxious and unnerved by cognitive ambiguity, and highly motivated to eliminate it by reducing complex real-world phenomena to discrete dualities; literalist, e.g., difficulty grasping metaphor, satire, nuance, irony, or sarcasm; binary thinking (“all-or-nothing,” “either/or” “black & white” “us vs. them”); simplistic; impaired ability to separate correlation from causation;

(There is another diagnostic criteria called “hierarchical worldview” which encompasses the conservative opposition to equality in principle, and sexism itself would be a typical manifestation of this.  But for our purposes here I am referring to a specific defect in cognitive processing, and not necessarily any particular expression that may result from it.)

Which brings us to…

Iris the Idiot’s colorful primer on bell curves and reality.

I’ll be honest: it’s been a long time since I took statistics in college, so I had to look up some of this stuff.  But I think it’s very important for 21st century citizens to have at least a basic understanding of these concepts, and my hope is that this section goes some way toward explaining them without being insufferably boring or getting unnecessarily technical.

When researchers study any phenomenon, they first collect data, then analyze it to try and make sense of it, and (hopefully) draw some useful conclusions from it about a real-world phenomenon.  With certain exceptions that depend on the nature of what is being studied, it turns out that with remarkable frequency, data points tend to fall into something called a “normal distribution,” also known as a bell curve.  Let’s take a look at variations in human height, and I’ll show you what I mean.

According to Wikipedia, “the tallest man in modern history was Robert Pershing Wadlow (1918–1940), from Illinois, in the United States, who was 2.72 m (8 ft 11 in) at the time of his death…The shortest adult human on record is Chandra Bahadur Dangi of Nepal at 0.546 m (1 ft 912 in).”  As you might imagine, such extremes in height are exceedingly rare: everyone else falls somewhere in between.  More important than that, nearly everyone else falls disproportionately around the middle, i.e. the average, mean, or median. (Although these are not exactly the same things, for our purposes here I will use average, mean and median more or less interchangeably.)

Let’s pretend we are doing a Super Secret Scientific Study of human height.  For an entire day we surreptitiously shoot giant laser beams from the Palace turrets at every adult walking on Perry Street, and our badass ray guns measure and record for us the exact height of every person we zap.  Just for giggles, we’ll pretend that Robert Pershing Wadlow of Illinois (at 8 ft. 11 inches) and Chandra Bahadur Dangi of Nepal (at 1 ft. 912 inches) are alive and well and out for a stroll in my neighborhood.  After we spend all day blasting at the hapless denizens of Perry Street, here is what our collected data looks like:

Notice anything about our results?  Well, as we predicted, people of Dangi’s or Wadlow’s stature are vanishingly rare (at least on Perry Street).  Also, very few people, proportionally, are shorter than 4 feet, or taller than 7 feet.  In fact, the closer we get to the middle of the graph, the more people we find at those heights.  Lots more people.

Are you with me so far?

Okay good.

Do you notice anything else about the distribution of our collected data?  It falls more or less in the shape of a bell—thus the term bell curve for a normal distribution:

As it turns out, the average adult height in the United States is just shy of 5 feet 7 inches—right around our median. (Amazingly, the variety in height of all these imaginary people walking down Perry Street today turns out to be perfectly representative of everyone in the entire country!  I am seriously that good with imaginary data!)  In the U.S. the median height for men is 5′ 9½”, but the median for women is only 5′ 4″.  What does that look like?  If we take the data and split it up into men and women—putting aside the issues of (a) sex, like gender, existing on a continuum and not being a precise binary, and (b) how the hell our laser guns are able to determine the biological sex of our research subjects when that is no easy task in my neighborhood—it would look something like this for men:

And this for women:

When we overlap both graphs, we see something like this:

See that big lavender section there in the middle, where the two bell curves overlap?  That is the range where the majority of people of both sexes fall.  So, while we can certainly say that it is true that the median height for men is 5′ 9½” and the median height for women is 5′ 4″, we cannot say that all men are taller than all women.  If that were true, our graph would look like this:

We cannot even say most men are taller than most women.  What we can say is that for vast swaths of humanity, height measurements are similar regardless of sex.  In other words, if we were to measure the next man and the next woman we see walking down Perry Street, there is a slightly higher chance that the man would be taller than the woman, rather than vice versa.  But would you bet on it?  You’d be crazy to.  And that is because of the significant amount of overlap between the two bell curves.

Another very cool thing about bell curves is that whenever data follow a normal distribution, the same principles that apply with respect to human height also apply to many, many other phenomena.  We find a normal distribution when we measure peoples’ vocabulary recall, breast size, jumping ability, aggressiveness, skin pigmentation, marksmanship skill, ability to learn a foreign language, and about a zillion other characteristics that we can measure in human populations.  Granted, the real world is a messy place, and bell curves can appear squished, elongated, stretched, slanted, enlarged, shrunk and flattened—you know, sort of like a penis. Okay, not really anything like a penis.  At all.  But the point is that a bell curve often represents an accurate description of real world phenomena.

Let’s look at female breast size.  According to some random web site I just found on the Internet so it totally must be 100% accurate, here is the breakdown:

AA cup: 2%
A cup: 15%
B cup: 44%
C cup: 28%
D cup: 10%
DD cup: 1%

If we graph that data, it looks like this:

Notice the shape of that graph?  Bell curve.

Getting back to gender essentialism after attempting the world record for longest digression on a blog, like, ever.

Our friends at Wikipedia have a page entitled “Sex and Psychology” where one can find many interesting factoids and citations to relevant research about—surprisingly enough—sex and psychology.

If I have done a halfway decent job here (and you are not afflicted with CPD), you will be able to visualize what the data actually look like when you read a statement like this [citations at the link]:

…a performance difference in mathematics on the SAT exists favoring males…

POP QUIZ!  “a performance difference in mathematics on the SAT exists favoring males.” Is reality more accurately represented by:

All right, that’s an easy one.  You can probably figure out that all men do not score higher than all women on math SATs, which is what the graph on the left indicates. Instead, at the top of the SAT score range, we will find disproportionately more men than women.  But the vast majority of the time men’s and women’s SAT scores are indistinguishable: the bell curves overlap.  What about this statement:

…differences in mathematics course performance measures favor females.

Really.  I had not heard that.  Math class measures favor females.  What do you think the data underlying such a claim would look like?

Here’s a hint that might help you deduce the answer:

In a 2008 study paid for by the National Science Foundation in the United States, researchers found that “girls perform as well as boys on standardized math tests. Although 20 years ago, high school boys performed better than girls in math, the researchers found that is no longer the case. The reason, they said, is simple: Girls used to take fewer advanced math courses than boys, but now they are taking just as many.”[70][71]

Wow!  Why, you might even be tempted—I know I sure was!—to imagine that the math skills data look an awful lot like this:But hold onto your Etch-a-Sketch there Einstein:

However, the study indicated that, while on average boys and girls performed similarly, boys were overrepresented among the very best performers as well as among the very worst.[72][73]

Well, whaddaya know.  Assuming that these studies are capturing a real difference between the sexes in math skills, the bell curves actually look more like this:

For every one female Super Genius Mathemagician, there are several male Super Genius Mathemagicians.  (I cannot be arsed to look it up right now, but IIRC at the far right tail of the bell curve the ratio of males to females is something like 5:1.)  But at the low end of the range, there are also disproportionately more males than females.  So when gender essentialists say that “men are naturally better at math than women” they may actually have a point—if they are referring to the fact that men are overrepresented among the best math performers, while conveniently ignoring that (a) the bell curves show massive overlap, and (b) men are also overrepresented among the very worst performers.  Curiously, nobody is going around screeching that men are innately worse at math than women.  And yet if we apply the same “analysis” to the data that gender essentialists do in order to claim that men have an innate edge in math, we could just as easily point to the low end of the bell curve and claim that men suck at math.

I wonder why it is that we don’t say that?

(No, I do not really wonder why it is that we don’t say that.)

Again, if I have done a halfway decent job here (and I grant you that is a big “IF”), you will forevermore be skeptical about any claim that takes the form of “Men are _____, while women are ______.”  Or “boys are _____, while girls are _____.”  And if perchance I have been successful here beyond even my wildest dreams, what will come to mind whenever you hear such statements is this:

WRONG view of EVERYTHING about men’s and women’s innate abilities.

You just might be a conservative if… you think about men and women like this.

And if you remember nothing else:

Gender essentialism in education = FAIL

Coincidentally, a friend recently lent me a book written by someone he knows, entitled Why Men Never Remember and Women Never Forget.  Unsurprisingly for a book with such a title, it’s as full of gender essentialist nonsense as anything I have ever read, a tiresome tirade of sloppy thinking, woven incoherently throughout unsupported “just so” stories purporting to be cutting edge evo-psych.  In finding that link to the book on Amazon, I came across a customer review that said this:

Fact is, we don’t know that much about sex differences in memory or intelligence and this book won’t help clarify matters. It’s a collection of stereotypes illustrated by anecdotes with junk science backing it up.

If you’re smart, you’ll stay away.

Maybe the author went to school in a sex-segregated classroom?

__________
* This got me wondering:  is the Palace, like, a girly space?  Jeezus.  And here I thought all the conservatives’ heads on spikes around the perimeter would lend a certain, oh I don’t know… gothic warrior goddess flair to the decor.

Urgent Public Service Announcement: EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE.

A Swedish study reported in Wednesday’s issue of Neurology brings vindication for a long-standing hope hunch at the Palace:  “Eating a moderate amount of European chocolate each week may help prevent stroke.”

The study in Wednesday’s issue of the journal Neurology suggested that men who ate one-third of a cup of chocolate chips had a lower risk of stroke than those who didn’t eat any of the sweet treat.

Those eating the highest amount of chocolate had a 17 per cent lower risk of stroke, or 12 fewer strokes per 100,000 person-years compared with those who ate no chocolate. Person-years is the total number of years that each man was under observation.

“These findings suggest that moderate chocolate consumption may lower the risk of stroke,” Susanna Larsson of the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm and her co-authors concluded.

I really like this Susanna Larsson person.  I feel like she and I could become great friends.

“Because chocolate is high in sugar, saturated fat and calories, it should be consumed in moderation.”

Well Susanna, you know what I always say about moderation:  “Everything in moderation. Including moderation.”

A review of similar studies that was part of the research also suggested a 19 per cent decrease in risk of stroke with chocolate consumption.

A 19% reduction is no joke.  I know that I, personally, would like to have 19% fewer strokes.  Wouldn’t you?   Also:  I would like to eat more chocolate.  Win-win.

Now pay close attention to this next part, because it’s important:

In Sweden, about 90 per cent of the chocolate consumed is milk chocolate, Larrson said. Those sweets tend to be richer in cocoa solids than the most popular types of chocolate in North America.

That’s right, fellow Americans:  no craptastic Hershey bars for you.  You’re gonna have to spring for the Toblerone.  It’s for your health.  You don’t want 19% more strokes, do you?

At first I was disheartened to learn that this Swedish study only included men—37,103 of them, aged 49 to 75.  This is not my demographic, and research results from studies done on only one sex do not necessarily apply to the other.  But then along comes my new BFF Susanna Larsson to put my mind at ease:

Last year, Larsson’s team reported that women who have two small bars of chocolate a week, about 66.5 grams, were about 20 per cent less likely to suffer a stroke than those who abstained from eating it.

20%!  According to my ladymath, that’s, like, even better than 19%!

Isn’t Susanna Larsson awesome?  Susanna Larsson is freaking awesome.

It’s what’s for breakfast.