According to our records associated with this exact email address:
– Total you’ve donated for the 2012 campaign cycle: $0
– Your most recent donation was: $0
– Suggested donation today: $5
Please donate $5 or more today to close this gap before it’s too late.
National Finance Director
Obama for America
If you have given and it’s not reflected above [Right!], it may be because you gave offline [Nope!], with a different email address [Don't think so!]. very recently [Nuh-uh!], or somewhere other than Obama for America or Obama Victory Fund [Not!] — thank you again, and our apologies if the above does not match up with your records [Your records are amazingly accurate!].
“Too late.” Hahaha.