BREAKING: Our hopes for a President Santorum are crushed!

Via WaPo:

Rick Santorum announced Tuesday that he is suspending his presidential campaign, all but bringing to a close the 2012 GOP presidential contest and effectively handing the nomination to Mitt Romney.

“We made a decision over the weekend that, while this presidential race for us is over — for me — and we will suspend our campaign effective today, we are not done fighting,” Santorum said at a campaign event in Gettysburg, Pa.

[O]ver the weekend his daughter, Bella, was hospitalized for the second time this campaign due to complications from a rare genetic disorder.  In announcing his decision, Santorum said Bella’s condition caused him to reconsider his campaign but that she “is a fighter and doing extraordinarily well.”

The Palace wishes a speedy recovery for Bella Santorum, who has our sincere empathy for reasons that go far, far beyond her illness.

For her father, on the other hand, we wish a speedy and permanent exit from the political stage (if not the planet).  Rick Santorum is a theofascist thug, a delusional megalomaniac, a vicious misogynist and a dogmatic dimwit.  It is nearly impossible to overstate how much better off our country would be without him and his ilk.

I feel like singing!

Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey hey, goodbye…
Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey hey, goodbye…

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